Friday, 19 December 2008

Dancing Queen...

It's being
reported
tonight that Peter Mandelson will be making a surprise guest appearance on tomorrow night's Strictly Come Dancing final. Tony Blair always said his mission was to make the Labour party love the Dark Lord, but it now seems that Gordon is going one step further in allowing Mandy to attempt to ingratiate himself with the nation. In what will no doubt be a cringe worthy performance, TB is glad that one of the highest figures in this government, and essentially the deputy PM is 100% focused on the issues of the day.

So much for Gordon's promise of ending the era of celebrity.


3 comments:

John M Ward
said...

Well, of course he's focused on how to run things. One step at a time, trying not to put his foot "in it", and waltzing around Westminster once again...

Julian
said...

Yep, Darth Mandy meets Daft Gordon, a match made in Soundbite heaven.

Tom FD said...

Turns out it was just spin (of the political rather than dancing variety), probably from Mandy himself.

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