Tuesday, 19 May 2009

Shock: Man has balls to resign.

TB has woken up with another cracking hangover and though he has been milling around the flat whimpering and drinking orange juice for a bit, only just managed to handle SkyNews. And what fantastic news there is. Seems Douglas Carswell needs a medal for ousting the Speaker. No doubt Foulkes will be on television in a minute saying this was a big conspiracy of public school, southern chaps who are just in Parliament for japes and banter and don't like Glasgow riff raff like Michael Martin. What utter bollocks. The Speaker went because he was a crooked thief way out of his element and out of control.

So a man who has lost the support of MPs, his own party, his own officials, the press and the people of Great Britain resigns. How novel!

Over to you Gordon.


4 comments:

James Burdett
said...

To coin a phrase, rejoice rejoice!

Bob from Brum said...

Hangover Eh? Isn't it time you found yourself a proper job TB?

What about tory MP somewhere, cheap booze, short working week, plenty of holidays. There will be quite a few constituencies looking for likely young lads very soon. Get your hangover on the taxpayer. The fiddle may be restricted now, but good prospects nonetheless.

Bob

Fausty
said...

Hear, hear!

The dough has risen but the bread has not yet been baked.

15 minutes to go ...

GrumpyOldTwat
said...

At last a bit of good news.
However, we must not allow the Government to use him as a sacrificial lamb in a vain attempt to deflect their ineptitude from the public gaze.
As far as I'm concerned, this is only the beginning so

let's keep them coming
!

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