Wednesday, 29 July 2009

Are Lesbians Making Britain's Swans Impotent?

Via

Shane Greer
, TB has come across the wonderful
Daily Mail headline generator
. Absolute genius. These have to be his favourite so far:
Leave your favourites in the comments.

12 comments:

RobW
said...

"COULD FERAL CHILDREN IMPREGNATE BRITISH JUSTICE?"

Love it, brilliant.

RedGown
said...

"WILL GAYS DEFRAUD THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY?"

They should look out for that Iain Dale...

ToryTittleTattler
said...

"COULD FACEBOOK GIVE THE BRITISH PUBLIC SWINE FLU?"

TTT is most amused.

GreenKeane
said...

"WILL THE P.C. BRIGADE HAVE SEX WITH HARD-WORKING FAMILIES?"

Anonymous said...

HAVE LESBIANS MADE THE QUEEN IMPOTENT?

Organised Chaos
said...

COULD JACQUI SMITH INFECT YOUR DAUGHTERS WITH AIDS?

Hurf Durf said...

Don't give her any ideas, OC.

Boo
said...

"HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS TURNED BRITAIN'S FARMERS GAY?"

Hmm

hyena
said...

HAVE SINGLE MOTHERS HAD SEX WITH YOUR MORTGAGE?

Hack said...

These are not good headlines, I fear. They are flaccid and silly. Not one would get into print. There's a proper good headline in a comment in one of the Spectator Coffee House blogs: "Man had sandwich in briefcase".

Or how about a real classic, from the Sun in the early '70s: "Welfare Worker's Nude Model Wife and the One-Legged Chinese Hypnotist from the Co-op Bacon Factory". That was written by a sub called Phil Heming. I was there at the time.

Anonymous said...

Daily Mail prove this country is in ruins

Anon
said...

HAVE THE P.C. BRIGADE MOLESTED THE CHURCH?

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