tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post8385434362457655068..comments2009-09-16T13:05:30.265+01:00Comments on Tory Bear - right-wing political gossip: Caption Contest:Harry Colehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05099597763862011749noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-5771779943301034332009-09-16T13:03:38.823+01:002009-09-16T13:03:38.823+01:00"scissor? I have 0% of a pair here! Honest go..."scissor? I have 0% of a pair here! Honest gov'ner"scottspeighttps://openid.aol.com/scottspeignoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-23987951070235383282009-09-16T08:37:52.936+01:002009-09-16T08:37:52.936+01:00Gordon! Don't run with scissors. You could h...Gordon! Don't run with scissors. You could have somebodies eye out.Billy Blofeldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02973682006107803539noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-79766983325015025952009-09-16T08:07:49.143+01:002009-09-16T08:07:49.143+01:00I now declare this new branch of Tesco open.I now declare this new branch of Tesco open.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-64706967830446827542009-09-15T22:07:36.722+01:002009-09-15T22:07:36.722+01:00Volunteers needed to trial cost-cutting NHS vasect...Volunteers needed to trial cost-cutting NHS vasectomiesMrs Rhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06389986110372627649noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-78929143764537403762009-09-15T16:43:13.684+01:002009-09-15T16:43:13.684+01:00Caption:
'Go on Gordon... do it! You can'...Caption:<br /><br />'Go on Gordon... do it! You can't say anything stupid without a tongue!' whispered Mandelson softly into his ear.Gregoryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03013587299562994947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-72924004595382217222009-09-15T15:49:29.525+01:002009-09-15T15:49:29.525+01:00"British jobs, for British workers. Circumcis..."British jobs, for British workers. Circumcision for all."Declan Lyonshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16360530957983173105noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-74672342728483269182009-09-15T13:02:34.207+01:002009-09-15T13:02:34.207+01:00Caption: Gordon's giving free hair constraints...Caption: Gordon's giving free hair constraints.startledcodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12224972061708981660noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-63724161812090318532009-09-15T12:44:08.465+01:002009-09-15T12:44:08.465+01:00All hail, Emperor Scissor! Now wheres Cleopatra H...All hail, Emperor Scissor! Now wheres Cleopatra Harman?keeprightonlinehttps://keeprightonline.wordpress.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-76043863230644683312009-09-15T10:36:13.407+01:002009-09-15T10:36:13.407+01:00How Gordon got that chip on his shoulder.How Gordon got that chip on his shoulder.Benjamin Grayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14049705461959428825noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-23308984502340404432009-09-15T10:13:46.169+01:002009-09-15T10:13:46.169+01:00Honest Harriet - I will only trim your fringeHonest Harriet - I will only trim your fringeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-42379350505300804182009-09-15T09:43:24.048+01:002009-09-15T09:43:24.048+01:00If he carries on running around with those scissor...If he carries on running around with those scissors held like that, he'll have the other eye out in no time.Beware of Geeks bearing GIFshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01593142105719207212noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-73968676789964396012009-09-15T09:35:47.367+01:002009-09-15T09:35:47.367+01:00"Peter gave them to me, <i>but he didn't ..."Peter gave them to me, <i>but he didn't say what for.</i>"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-18477522724523935172009-09-15T09:32:44.105+01:002009-09-15T09:32:44.105+01:00"I've had the snip, and can honestly say ..."I've had the snip, and can honestly say there's nothing to fear. Now a lobotomy on the other hand..."The hills are alivenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-15525162746164409262009-09-15T08:44:18.818+01:002009-09-15T08:44:18.818+01:00"I made up some lies in time gone by... now I..."I made up some lies in time gone by... now I'm u-turning..."<br /><br />To the tune of "I Dreamed a Dream" from Les Miserables.Cirarichttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13429950592798175047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-74837803831936266832009-09-15T08:22:26.652+01:002009-09-15T08:22:26.652+01:00CIRCUMCISIONS FOR EVERYONE!CIRCUMCISIONS FOR EVERYONE!VYVYAN, VYVYAN, VYVYAN!https://www.blogger.com/profile/00127452722866923298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-57306141772936226122009-09-15T08:18:00.512+01:002009-09-15T08:18:00.512+01:00I said that there is no "N" in cut.I said that there is no "N" in cut.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-16055304072898856242009-09-15T08:17:32.374+01:002009-09-15T08:17:32.374+01:00"I'm making the most of this while I can...."I'm making the most of this while I can. They're coming to take me away to a place where I shan't be allowed anything sharp…"John M Wardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06251285057595626917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-7495246434424235502009-09-15T00:50:50.065+01:002009-09-15T00:50:50.065+01:00The giant scissors are not my fault, they started ...The giant scissors are not my fault, they started in America.Norton Folgatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03852825967140111979noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-58203507204805965972009-09-15T00:35:32.667+01:002009-09-15T00:35:32.667+01:00Get back, I'm going to do it.Get back, I'm going to do it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-67858355752315352822009-09-15T00:34:13.722+01:002009-09-15T00:34:13.722+01:00"Gordon had always viewed himself as the Fath..."Gordon had always viewed himself as the Father of the Nation. And now he's had enough. Cuts were going to have to be made."ToryTittleTattlerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05229397965475358402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-62398015192766526702009-09-15T00:32:37.424+01:002009-09-15T00:32:37.424+01:00CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW DADDY!CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW DADDY!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-18074601828478998152009-09-15T00:32:14.858+01:002009-09-15T00:32:14.858+01:00big pens were one thing but really? When you need ...big pens were one thing but really? When you need office equipment that big it's time to go ol' boy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-70432130089035292772009-09-15T00:29:36.015+01:002009-09-15T00:29:36.015+01:00Where is Alistair Darling. I need a word...Where is Alistair Darling. I need a word...Stevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17527001080642498941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-48999733243831807932009-09-15T00:27:24.001+01:002009-09-15T00:27:24.001+01:00give me cheese or give me death!give me cheese or give me death!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2787283052819380346.post-47617005192822194302009-09-15T00:25:43.488+01:002009-09-15T00:25:43.488+01:00Don't cut my dosage of anti-depressants!Don't cut my dosage of anti-depressants!Brewbloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05292297218879265192noreply@blogger.com