Exclusive: Leaked Chapter of Gordon's Book
The Speccie
is reporting that Gordon has been typing 10,000 words a day of his new book. That’s 580,000 words already. Tolstoy took 4 years and 460,000 words to write War and Peace and didn't have the taxpayer subsidising his writing time.TB's man in the publishing world has slipped him one of the most explosive chapters of Brown's new book which his people are drumming up interest with:
It looks like it's going to be a cracking read.
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Chapter Two:
Not my fault (repeat, ad nauseum)
Chapter Three:
It's all Blairs fault (repeat, as above)
...?
Obviously the first chapter will be along the lines of...
Prudence prudence prudence prudence prudence prudence Prudence prudence prudence prudence prudence prudence Prudence prudence prudence prudence prudence prudence Prudence prudence prudence prudence prudence prudence.
and the second will be...
Spend spend spend spend Spend spend spend spend Spend spend spend spend Spend spend spend spend Spend spend spend spend Spend spend spend spend Spend spend spend spend Spend spend spend spend Spend spend spend spend Spend spend spend spend Spend spend spend spend Spend spend spend spend Spend spend spend spend Spend spend spend spend Spend spend spend spend Spend spend spend spend Spend spend spend spend Spend spend spend spend Spend spend spend spend
Jacket blurb - Gordon tells it like it was:
Whose fault was it that i became Prime Minister?
Was it Sue?
I've said it for a long time now.
All the while that Gordon was locked in his office in the Treasury he was working on his great plan for redistribution and equality.
For some reason when he made himself PM, this ten years to create document never saw the light of day.
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
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Chapter 5 is corking:
It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me.
It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me.It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me.It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me.It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me.
It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me.It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me.It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me.
It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me.It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me. It was nae me.
I do wish that the central tenet of the chapter had been clearer.
here's ..................................GORDY.............
I was right, Sue made me do it.
I was right, Sue made me do it.
I was right, Sue made me do it.
I was right, Sue made me do it.
I was right, Sue made me do it.
I was right, Sue made me do it.
I was right, Sue made me do it.
I was right, Sue made me do it.
I was right, Sue made me do it.
I was right, Sue made me do it.
I was right, Sue made me do it.
I was right, Sue made me do it.
I was right, Sue made me do it.
I was right, Sue made me do it.
I was right, Sue made me do it.
I was right, Sue made me do it.
They're all bigoted, 'cos i'se right.
Prologue: Mamma-Maggie! The Musical
This is what happens to us when we let socialists and other GramscoFabiaNazis into the state, while our back is turned as we pull down the Berlin Wall.
are there any pictures in his book and did he colour them in himself?
I would have thought that he would made more of the fact thta it started in America.
Presbyterian conscience Presbyterian conscience Presbyterian conscience Presbyterian conscience Presbyterian conscience Presbyterian conscience Presbyterian conscience Presbyterian conscience Presbyterian conscience Presbyterian conscience Presbyterian conscience Presbyterian conscience
Son of the manse son of the manse son of the manse son of the manse son of the manse son of the manse son of the manse son of the manse son of the manse son of the manse son of the manse son of the manse
Hope the cheque is in the post TB.
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Book title: 'Oh yes he was'
Being good isn't always easy,
No matter how hard he tried,
When he started sweet talking to me,
he'd come tell me everything is alright,
he'd kiss and tell me everything is alright,
Can I get away with it again tonight?.
The only one who could ever reach me,
Was the son of a preacher man,
The only boy who could ever teach me,
Was the son of a preacher man,
Yes he was, he was, oh yes he was.
How well I remember,
The look that was in his eyes,
The only one who could ever reach me,
Was the son of a preacher man,
The only boy who could ever teach me,
Was the son of a preacher man,
Yes he was, he was, oh yes he was.
He should remind people that he in fact saved the world saved the world saved the world saved the world saved the world saved the world etc etc....
As he clearly hasn't emphasised this point enough.