UPDATE Friday 13.39:
Liza Chantelle is pictured on the front-page.
Remember this classic... All the more relevant these days:
As Miliband said...
"Wouldn't it be nice if that Tony Blair came back"
Has anyone else noticed the alarming similarities between Jack Straw and Francis Urquhart?
Word reaches Tory Bear of a very exciting new Conservative Future Social Action project!
"Just wanted to tell you about a social action project we are currently involved with - WE LOVE BAGHDAD”. The party are helping local residents in their community make a difference by listening, seeing and learning. In the past, social action projects have taken the form of a 4 day volunteer scheme during conference dates. But not this year. This year, we are approaching the project from a whole new angle. It has to be about teamwork, cooperation and most importantly the community.
The task is simple: to transform the city using a bottom up approach through working with the local community, local charities and local entrepreneurs.
Though many did, TB did not fall for what he correctly predicted to be a practical joke. ABB and Howlett are not in a relationship.
Nice try at fooling the bloggers kids.. you'll have to try harder than that though.
TB would be very surprised if Obama said the same to Brown this afternoon. 28 secs into this video you clearly hear the likely next President congratulate the likely next Prime Minister...
Have a look
Can some who lives in/knows the area of Birmingham that conference is being held well please email firstname.lastname@example.org.
Your counsel is greatly needed...
Following up on
A recount and a nap later and the loons take it... majority of 365.
TB feels a little sick...His loathing for the Labour is fighting his disgust for the SNP. Hope they give GB a kicking but can't stand how smug they look.
They must all realise deep down that this is not a vote of confidence in independence but a no to Gordon cry.
Word from friend at the count is we have come third... sound.
Ben said "The job involves collecting money at our monthly dinners and working out our profit to be given to CF. Maths skills is a plus."
TB recommends a basic grasp of VAT would also be appropriate eh?
There are three people up for election,
Get in touch with them to find out who they are etc
TB's money is on Claire Hilley...
When TB sees those ruddy red cheeks, blonde floppy hair, his knees go weak...
Another busy week for Tory Bear- will be at work without the internet so blogging will be light.
Normal service resumes soon.
Upcoming posts will be something on the NME meeting when the minutes are finally released and TB will be getting lashed at the Boris "Thank You CF party" tomorrow night...
In the mean time send any goss, stories or pics to email@example.com
The NME met for over four hours yesterday in CCHQ...
TB has been very naughty and is in lots of trouble apparently. He would like to make it clear that any insinuation of naughtiness in photos posted previous was not true nor funny...
actually it was fucking funny, well not that funny.
Although he said so privately, here it is for all to see... sorry!
Apologies also for the lack of blogging recently. It's been a very, very long week and only just got the interweb thingy back up and running a TBHQ.
Back to normal next week.
TB always knew that contact in Labour Students would come in useful...
I would like to invite you to a party to thank everyone for their hard work and support during the 2008 Mayoral election campaign.
The event takes place on Tuesday, 22nd July, Dingwalls in Camden from 6pm.
I look forward to seeing you there.
See you there indeed baldy...
Know his name is flying around at the moment rather a lot but to kill one of the rumours TB has it on good authority that Ed Hallam will not be working at ConservativeHome any time soon.
Statement on the CLWCF elections
Imagine being told "you are the problem", (as Gordon
TB is taking it easy this weekend. He must be getting old as the amount he drunk last night no where near warrents the horrendous hangover...
TB is about to put a bullet in his head.. Sixth Form Question Time is the most painful and awful carnival of idiots. I've spotted three beret/goatee combos so far. IDS is leading it and getting the claps but hell so is Wee Dougy Alexander..
torybear.blogspot.com is going under a substantial redesign tonight.
Hague was at his best at PMQs... nailed Harman to the wall... watch her squirm for a good forty seconds while she tries to think of something to funny to say at the end:
It's like watching a car crash in slow motion.
Brentford & Isleworth
Ealing Central and Acton
Dagenham & Rainham
Q. What do all these seats have in common?Standard TB rules apply.. CF bottle opener for the first correct answer.
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