+++CF featured heavily in press+++
UPDATE Friday 13.39:
Liza Chantelle is pictured on the front-page.
Remember this classic... All the more relevant these days:
As Miliband said...
"Wouldn't it be nice if that Tony Blair came back"
Has anyone else noticed the alarming similarities between Jack Straw and Francis Urquhart?
Out of nowhere the cabinet senior, who knows more about the inner workings of the Labour Party than any other, is poised to take the highest office in the land.
Word reaches Tory Bear of a very exciting new Conservative Future Social Action project!

The task is simple: to transform the city using a bottom up approach through working with the local community, local charities and local entrepreneurs.
as been devastated by the war but everything is going to be ok now that CF are pretending to care. We will be painting fences and planting flowers etc! It’s social changes as well and will go under the skin to find the roots of the problems and potentially find solutions. It's for projects like this that I think I first got involved with Social Action for. There's a great something that can be said about going in to communities and working with them. It's more than just words on leaflets. It's something more - you meet people, you make a difference and you go away feeling you have made life better even just for one person. And this is where you guys come in… we need to build up city destroyed by devastating conflict.
And so I am asking you…
Are you free in August?
Do you want to be a part of this first stage in WE LOVE
Can you travel to
Are you fully trained in urban combat?
Do you want to do your bit for Social Action?
If yes, come be a part of the already existing team working hard to bring positive changes in
Though many did, TB did not fall for what he correctly predicted to be a practical joke. ABB and Howlett are not in a relationship.
Nice try at fooling the bloggers kids.. you'll have to try harder than that though.
TB would be very surprised if Obama said the same to Brown this afternoon. 28 secs into this video you clearly hear the likely next President congratulate the likely next Prime Minister...
Have a look here to see why it was a bitter-sweet meeting.
Strip back the glossy veneer and frankly fantastic campaign and you will see the true colours of this dangerous socialist.
Can some who lives in/knows the area of Birmingham that conference is being held well please email torybear@googlemail.com.
Your counsel is greatly needed...
Cheers!
Following up on tBg's confusion, TB is astonished at amount of emails, texts and voicemails he has got today concerning this....
He is how ever inclined to suggest that this might be rather extended practical joke. At least he hopes it is, if this is anything to go by:
TB feels a little sick...His loathing for the Labour is fighting his disgust for the SNP. Hope they give GB a kicking but can't stand how smug they look.
They must all realise deep down that this is not a vote of confidence in independence but a no to Gordon cry.
Word from friend at the count is we have come third... sound.


Ben said "The job involves collecting money at our monthly dinners and working out our profit to be given to CF. Maths skills is a plus."
TB recommends a basic grasp of VAT would also be appropriate eh?
There are three people up for election,
Stuart Turner
Clare Hilley
Ben Gray
Get in touch with them to find out who they are etc
TB's money is on Claire Hilley...
When TB sees those ruddy red cheeks, blonde floppy hair, his knees go weak...
Budding young London Tories packed out the downstairs of an exclusive Whitehall watering hole with one intention and one intention only... The Boris photo op... Facebook profiles across the London network will no doubt be updated with pictures of a Boris back to his famous form.
...and then as soon as the Boris tornado arrived, he was gone. A certain rather gorgeous brunette made Tory Bear blush with her comment in his wake that "I don't care what it takes, I mean to have that man!"
Another busy week for Tory Bear- will be at work without the internet so blogging will be light.
Normal service resumes soon.
Upcoming posts will be something on the NME meeting when the minutes are finally released and TB will be getting lashed at the Boris "Thank You CF party" tomorrow night...
In the mean time send any goss, stories or pics to torybear@googlemail.com
ToryTV is a new political channel on the VEOH network. Currently showing some great documentaries about Thatcher and the history of the Party ToryTV is a welcome addition to the Party's online presence.
TB has been chatting to its founder Paul Nizhinsky about his fascinating political journey and where next for ToryTV...
ummer between my second and third years studying Fine Art, I realised that everything I believed in (Marxism) was a big load of shit and little more than an extension of my own personal failings. I sorted myself out, stuck it out 'til the end on my stupid degree, and haven't looked back. Since that time I've lived in Sheffield, Leeds, and Barnsley so I've had little time to get stuck in with a particular association, though I did attend a wonderful dinner with Edward Leigh MP at Hallam. My (socialist) friends followed the cab there and, after speaking to Leigh outside, learned the awful truth. I suppose my own lefty past could be one of the things that drives me to make these videos more readily available."
Iain Dale is putting together his Guide to Political Blogs 2008/09. This year it's for Total Politics.
Please vote for Tory Bear!
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TB has been very naughty and is in lots of trouble apparently. He would like to make it clear that any insinuation of naughtiness in photos posted previous was not true nor funny... actually it was fucking funny, well not that funny.
Although he said so privately, here it is for all to see... sorry!
Apologies also for the lack of blogging recently. It's been a very, very long week and only just got the interweb thingy back up and running a TBHQ.
Back to normal next week.
TB always knew that contact in Labour Students would come in useful...
"Dear Friend
I would like to invite you to a party to thank everyone for their hard work and support during the 2008 Mayoral election campaign.
The event takes place on Tuesday, 22nd July, Dingwalls in Camden from 6pm.
I look forward to seeing you there.
Ken Livingstone"
See you there indeed baldy...

Know his name is flying around at the moment rather a lot but to kill one of the rumours TB has it on good authority that Ed Hallam will not be working at ConservativeHome any time soon.
Statement on the CLWCF elections here.
Guido has this an exclusive...
ConservativeHome's Deputy Editor, and CFer Samuel Coates is to become David Cameron's deputy speech writer...
Congratulations are in order!
This is of course a highly serious and intellectually stimulating blog. TB could make the point about how the BBC is dumbing down and not reporting serious news blah blah etc. While it is a total waste of taxpayers money blah blah etc this is a epic epic story:Imagine being told "you are the problem", (as Gordon experienced this week,) by this man:
TB would have hit the table too. Then laughed at possibly the worst beard ever...
You know you are in real shit when that guy tells you you're the problem.
TB is taking it easy this weekend. He must be getting old as the amount he drunk last night no where near warrents the horrendous hangover...
Another day and another revelation...
TB is hearing things - rumours of something big cooking up. Though nothing has been confirmed there are whispers. We are not talking Obama and shallow promises of "Change We Can Believe In" (What does that even mean?) No, there are rumblings of a pretty significant overhaul of the CF structure...
Up against Labour PPC Chuka Umuna (Streatham) Michael David Rock held his own and did CF proud.TB is about to put a bullet in his head.. Sixth Form Question Time is the most painful and awful carnival of idiots. I've spotted three beret/goatee combos so far. IDS is leading it and getting the claps but hell so is Wee Dougy Alexander..
He's pretty fucking hard right.. Doesn't surprise me he is a member of UKIP... Not helping his cause! He wants to lock everyone up and he keeps getting lairy. TB is getting increasingly frustrated by the fact the kid can barely speak.. what was the criteria for the competition winner... best impression of Gordon Brown's stutter?

Charming...
Lets all wish David Davis the best of luck today.Hague was at his best at PMQs... nailed Harman to the wall... watch her squirm for a good forty seconds while she tries to think of something to funny to say at the end:
It's like watching a car crash in slow motion.
It seems TB has unleashed a wave of CF aged blogs and has some "Blue" competition...


Don't forget to get your tickets for the YBF summer party that is being held at Mahiki next Wednesday. Have a feeling this is going to be a good one... TB will be there... So you better all behave. Somehow I don't think that is going to happen.
A flurry of activity tonight as TB gets tipped off by no fewer than six CF keenbeans in the space of ten minutes that CF Top Totty Alexandra Swann has launched her very own blog at www.alexandraswann.co.ukBrentford & Isleworth
Ealing Central and Acton
Berwick Upon
Stourbridge
Dagenham & Rainham
Lewes
Hammersmith
Loughborough
Reading West
Q. What do all these seats have in common?
Standard TB rules apply.. CF bottle opener for the first correct answer.
The feedback left wasn't a glowing endorsement of the project. This quote hits the nail on the head, many people left such sentiments on the survey, but this one sums it up very well;
"I’m weary of politicians tokenising trans people merely to gain credibility. If they’re not prepared to engage with us and listen to what we say - and incorporate that in meaningful policies which we can be sure will be implemented, then would they kindly leave us alone. We’re quite capable of surviving without their cynical use of us for publicity with no practical support beyond the headline-grabbing stuff. We are not here to provide material for T-shirt slogans."
A pretty shoddy performance so far it seems from our man in Plymouth. Seems nobody has heard of him and even those that have don't seem too impressed. TB understands that Steve has expressed his concern to his NME colleagues that he feels some what out of the loop as Plymouth is a long way from the London centric organisation but despite this fact there is a hell of a lot of room for improvement here. Approval Rating: 25.4%
Despite the endless press -releases in the latest news section of his ever hilarious website, Owen is failing to connect with the membership. A hefty 29.3% would also like to see him fired. Would put that rumoured Chairman bid on ice my friend and concentrate on proving your up to scratch here. Approval Rating: 33.4%
Adele has done wonders in Manchester but needs to work harder to improve her national profile it seems. Of those who do know her it's a pretty solid "alright" in this poll but TB reckons they could easily be converted to "good" with a little more action. The appeal of a candidate of CF age (Stuart Penketh,) standing in what is now a winnable seat, a campaign Adele is running the CF side of, should have CFers flocking to help out. Up the game a little and you'll go far. Approval Rating: 43%
Pretty average results for the Forward Together survivor. The Exec were clearly quite clever in over-promoting Christian to a position where he can't cause too much trouble. Having been one of only two of the FT slate elected, Mr May could have cut a divisive figure on the NME but good on him for clearly buckling down and getting on with the job. Approval rating 46.9%
These are by far the most interesting figures. Splitting almost exactly down the 25% lines - love her or hate her ABB is defiantly Miss Marmite of this survey! High profile projects such as LGBTory and Social Action have raised her profile no end in the last few months but still more people would like to see the back of her (26%) than think she is doing a good job (24.7%.) The rumours of what would be, given her age, an extraordinary bid for Chairman next year just won't go away. If it is a case of no-smoke-without-fire than TB's advice would be to sort out that 26% who aren't ABB fans, because if these figures were translated into votes- it will be FT town for you... Approval Rating: 48.1%
The first of this NME's co-options has proved to be a hit. The CF Exec blog is a great new inititive, as were the Twitter and Flickr updates from Henley. The strategic brains behind the Rock4CF phenomenon, and part time CCHQ Press Officer, Richard is clearly getting his teeth stuck into his new role as communications guru for the NME. Although 31.6% of respondents don't know who he is, that can hardly be held against him given the fact that he didn't have all the publicity of the election. The man behind the scenes image is one the suits him well and his excellent Approval Rating of 62.1% is thoroughly deserved.
Well done to Richard and Patrick for their approval ratings about 50%. Plenty of room for improvement amoungst the other members though - was hardly a glowing report. TB won't be doing these monthly but they will be held every so often. The final result for Chairman Michael Rock is 72.4% of respondants think he is doing a good job (giving him a score above 5/10) - solid.Copyright 2010 Tory Bear. All Rights Reserved. Email Tory Bear on editor@torybear.com
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