Looking for a fun job?

Tory Bear's man in Cowley Street has informed him that applications to be the

ringmaster of Liberal Youth

haven't exactly been overwhelming. "Good rapport" must be the understatement of the century. It will take the patience of a saint to deal with Bagshaw and co when they throw their toys out of the pram. "Effective communication skills"? Yeah good luck spinning the messes they seem to thrive on creating.

Hopefully whoever they find won't leave describing the job as a "belittling and unpleasant experience" like the last chap did...