Press Release: If you go down to the beach today...
He walked bare-foot along the beach, paw-in-paw with his wife Mrs Bear, as temperatures soared.
Dressed in trendy shorts and a blue t-shirt, Tory Bear hardly drew a glance from the hundreds of holidaymakers enjoying the sun and sea as the summer began in earnest.

Talking of his shorts on a radio station last week, Tory Bear said; “I think Mrs Bear bought them; I think they’re quite nice.
An onlooker, impressed that the power couple looked so at home on the beach, said:
“It was great to see them having a normal family holiday. They looked so happy and relaxed, so different from the stage-managed photo-calls they often appear at. Tory Bear was having a go at body surfing and his wife enjoyed playing with the baby bears.”

Tory Bear certainly gave surfer dudes a run for their money. Trading his bike for a bodyboard it seems he’s in pretty good shape and doesn’t mind flexing his pecs.
4 comments:
Was something like that in News of the World? :P
Mrs Bear doesn't look very...bear-ish?
TB won't have a word said against mrs bear... She is hot.
I can't decide who is sexier in their beachwear - TB or Mrs Bear ...