Tuesday, 5 August 2008

Letters from America

Donal Blaney is leading his annual jaunt across the pond at the moment. This time students of the Young Britons Foundation have enjoyed an exclusive tour of the White House, (surely the last for eight years if Obama wins?) as well as having fantastic courses in media training, TV technique, campus activism and campaign technology. All of this can be deployed in the UK to expand CF's presence and activity.

However one young delegate has got himself into a little trouble it seems – nothing like a good sex scandal to further Anglo-American relations. A co-conspirator across the pond has got in touch with this little tale…

While the YBFers stay at George Washington University, Oliver Cooper has taken a leaf out of Hugh Grant or even Clinton's book and much to the apparent surprise of the other delegates, has shacked up with "the hottest girl".

This developing special relationship was however nearly over before it had fully bloomed…

Mr Cooper, 21, a leading UCL Tory, was caught and reprimanded by campus security for "indecent exposure" relating to what can only be described for some sort of naughtiness that took place late a night on a park bench…

The young lovers were escorted back to their separate dorms.

Ouch!

TB is waiting for a photo of the "hotty" - go on send it someone...

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

A leading UCL Tory? Who are you kidding. He attends events but I don't think anyone would let him near a leading role.

Maybe he was trying to do a Bill Clinton. He'd better pray no stains were left...

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha, TB, you rock!

Anonymous said...

That's a bit mean to name him.

Alister J. Cooling said...

Why is it a bit mean?

Oliver will be able to live on this comical anecdote for months.

I mean it would have been mean if he'd been caught molesting Lassie, but he was caught with, apparently, 'the hottest girl'- I think Cooper should be getting 'Kudos' from us all.

Haha - good one Cooper.

Alister

Anonymous said...

How very un-socially-conservative of you Alister. What would Dave make of people like yourself encouraging objectionable behaviour?

Alister J. Cooling said...

Meh - big deal. I'm sure Dave isn't an absolute Angel either, but then who is?

I know that on my death bed I want to say 'that was fun' and not 'damn, wish I'd...'

I am not saying people should go out and DO things like that habitually, I am simply saying that now it is done, there is nothing wrong with Oliver using it as a funny anecdote.

I'm sure we're all guilty of indiscretions and I know I for one cannot cast any stones, and as far as it being 'mean', well as I said, its not being mean - on the contrary, its a bit of fun.

Alister

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