Boris and his grand plans
TB choked on his bacon in his "boutique hotel" this morning as he overheard a conversation at breakfast about Boris's
ideato close Heathrow and replace it with a super airport on...
The Isle of Sheppey:
Quote of the day:
"Well I suppose it's shit there anyway!"
That would give the folk on sheppey something to hate even more. They didnt like that new bridge. We'd also have to build more prisons and I suppose folk on the mainland wont have to worry about any airport being built on marshland etc.
I never want to go back there but Ive got to