Saturday, 21 February 2009

He's everywhere...

Tory Bear tends to avoid OK! magazine but found himself flicking through it at the airport yesterday. Amongst the pages of washed up eighties singers and footballers wives in all their airbrushed designer glory, he spotted a familiar face:
Unite clearly aren't paying Derek Draper enough to run his little website, as he and his Mrs are selling their souls. She even made the cover, though, looking awkward as an ass, Dolly was saved for the inside...

TB thought he would share the pics with you, to save you having to buy the magazine for good old laugh.

The article was headlined saying it would talk about drinking and smoking etc, strangely Dolly's drinking habits weren't mentioned...

UPDATE: DOLLY RUINED YOU' RE FUN AND HAS GOT OK! ON TO TB ABOUT NICKING PHOTOS. OH WELL.



7 comments:

Declan Lyons said...

Wow, she is banging hot. He's just a twat though.

Tory Poppins
said...

Thanks for this TB! I did spy it last week but couldn't bring myself to make the purchase. Can't believe she made the cover! And he, as always, looks hideous!

Ellie C said...

Thats a mullet!
He looks so uncomfortable, its cringe-worthy.

Derek Draper
said...

firstly, you wanna make sure richard desmond's lawyers don't see this rip-off and secondly on my "drinking" you are making a complete fool of yourself. I have never drunk to excess and indeed havn't even been mildly drunk for over twenty years. pathetic smears. pathetic.

Editor
said...

Ah Derek,

You can't be plastered across the pages of OK! and not expect a gentle ribbing...

And to be honest you're not one to lecture people about smears.

Would you like me to send you one of the new t-shirts?

TB

Earthlet Nigel
said...

But is it Dolly's?

Bill & Ben said...

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So they weren't in that section?

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