Wednesday, 18 March 2009

Caption Contest:

Nick Clegg is getting his morning update from his Liberal Youth monitor, but what's the news?

Answers below, standard rules apply.

17 comments:

Holyrood Patter
said...

"Even the prescence of Bradley from Eastenders can't boost the polls, weres Cable?"
"Angling for a job in the new Government, whoever it is(it wont be you, Nick)

John M Ward
said...

Fellow on left: "Mr Clegg, you now have double the number of supporters in Liberal Youth than last year!"

Clegg: "But that still makes just four of them!"

Anonymous said...

"Look Nick, we're talking massive hooters here.".

Anonymous said...

"Nick, she's the perfect person to run Liberal Youth. She's got the right CV. Apparently, it's IN Berkeley, so it's practically the same."

Anonymous said...

"I say, I say, I say, Nicholas. Have you heard the one about the Liberal Youth election?"

Anonymous said...

LYC'Nick that stinks.'

NC'yer I give it ten minutes'

Anonymous said...

"Nick, as you can see from the rays of light over there, she thinks the sign shines out of her backside!"

Anonymous said...

"Nick, We have just won the general election, what the f*ck are we going to do!"

Anonymous said...

The LY election is a two horse race! Well... a race between two horses

Anonymous said...

"Nick, they're on to you. They know that you're behind all the Liberal Youth leaks."

Anonymous said...

"Nick, if you try not to let on where my left hand is, I'll make it worth your while."

Anonymous said...

Well, it doesn't say much for Elaine's organisational skills, that for Tory Bear to have a single picture of the Lib Dem leader at a Liberal Youth event, he had to drag out a picture from well over a year ago, before she was chair!

Wasn't she still a member of the Labour party when this was taken?

Anonymous said...

"Look Nick, this whole Liberal Youth election's been really embarrassing. So we've come up with a way of resolving it. Elaine and Sara are willing to be numbers 30 and 31, and let you judge the winner."

Anonymous said...

No she was running for chair of Birmingham SU - then she lost and decided to run LDYS instead

Anonymous said...

"I know it might come as a shock to you, Nick, but now that it's election time, Elaine was thinking about the possibility that she might disagree with you on something...Nick?...Nick?...Snap out of it, it's okay, she'll go back to toadying straight after the election."

Anonymous said...

Gettleson - 'Even i wasn't as bigger pain in the ars as this....'

commonweal said...

Racist, homophobic or libellous comment will be deleted instantly but there is a difference in justifiably calling someone a moron. So Anonymous@1638, you are a moron. GROAN

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