Blaney solves the US economic crisis:

Just spotted this at the

Ministry of Sound

:

Dear Mr. President,

Let's call this the "Patriotic retirement" :

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force, so why not pay them $1 million a piece severance with these stipulations :

1) They must leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed .

2) They must buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They must either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

Should do the trick.