Monday, 1 February 2010

Another One Bites the Dust

Shagging Nigel Griffiths was certain to lose his seat, hopefully to the excellent Neil Hudson, but the Liberal Democrats are fighting Edinburgh South hard. Good riddance to bad rubbish. Griffiths has been at Gordon's side since he rose the dodgy internal ranks of the Scottish Labour Party and has always be willing to do the dirty work at Gordon's asking.

A somewhat surprising candidate to be caught up in the sex scandal he did, but Griffiths was bonking call girls on Remembrance Day on his Commons desk. Add the expense fiddling and general two faced slimness and you can see why even Labour activists
are happy
retiring to spend more time with his publicly funded wide-screen telly.

Westminster will be a better place without him.

6 comments:

subrosa
said...

Auch you've beaten me to it. :)

He's going to work for some 'international educational institute'. Do hope they've examined his CV closely.

ToryTittleTattler
said...

Wait, was this the guy who staged the photos of him bonking a girl in his office to hide the fact he was gay? I find it hard to keep up with the Westminster sex gossip!

Tory Totty Online
said...

Ultra-slimy toe-rag!
lol Subrosa - you mean - make sure he's a thorough CRB check! ;-)

OldSlaughter
said...

I missed all this.

He was getting hookers in to his office?

Legend.

If he charged them to the crown I am definitely voting for him.

titus-aduxas
said...

"and general two faced slimness"

I see the Tories are going for the fat vote....... :)

Hythlodaeus
said...

Any chance of a link to verification of the 11th hour shagging?

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