Not so Liberal now are you!?

So just as Tory Bear was getting into a good ol'chat about the whole email leak thing on the

Liberal Youth Forum

, this charming message popped up:

It seems that Elaine has got her little ferrets to block TB and attempt to silence him in light of his last post. A ridiculous course of action given that TB was merely discussing the issues with him. This is a pathetic attempt to silence him and if anything is only going to make him even more likely to target Liberal Youth. Who know's what else there is to fall out of the tree, now that TB has shaken the branch.

Grow up. Don't try bury this story, respond to it!

Yeah but no but. Oh dear.

Just when he thought that the Liberal Youth elections couldn't get any more farcical, TB is laughing on so many levels at this leaked email. Once the initial surprise passed that a member of the Liberal Democrats actually has an opinion on something, just how damaging this email is, began to sink in:

It cracks TB up on so many levels. It's hilarious that in the same email that someone states they believe that leaders who fail should fall on their swords, they go on to admit that the organisation they run is a failure. Here we have

Elaine Bagshaw

, the current chairman of

Liberal Youth

, who is seeking re-election, put in writing that she believes the organisation she is seeking to continue running should be shut down. Having had to work hard for respect amongst her liberal buddies, after she defected from the Labour Party, it's hard to see how she can come back from this.

PR disaster.

Owned.

Derek Draper has been

removed from

Twitter:

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy!

It's official...

Rumours were flying, speculation was mounting, but now TB can confirm that Ed Hallam, of

TYC

fame, has cut his hair:

Apparently the first hair cut since the millennium.

Daily Show on Brown

This is well worth a watch if you have five minutes:

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M - Th 11p / 10c

Brown in the USA

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Important Things With Demetri Martin

Political Humor

Economic Crisis

Rinses them both.

The mud slinging continues

This open letter just caught TB's eye on Facebook. Is it a precondition of being a Liberal Democrat to have faux piety pour from your mouth at the drop of hat? What's with the whole holier than thou bullshit coming from the Bagshaw campaign? Both camps are as bad as each other.

Open Letter in response to events in Harrogate

During the opening rally at the Lib Dem Conference at the weekend Liberal Youth Chairperson, Elaine Bagshaw, made a speech. Her adversary in the current Chairperson election, Sara Scarlett, decided to heckle her. This is the response from Leeds Liberal Youth:

Dear Sara,
Given the events of the rally in Harrogate on Friday we, Leeds Liberal Youth, feel we should share our viewson your behaviour.
We condemn in the strongest possible terms your decision to heckle Elaine Bagshaw during her speech. Not only was your outburst rude but it drew the reputation of Liberal Youth into disrepute in front of the rest of the party. We do not know the history of your and Elaine's relationship, which has clearly deteriorated and we are not interested in knowing it. Our protest is against the heckling incident.
Firstly you completely misjudged the situation in which your interruption took place. The rally was an upbeat occasion with powerful and inspirational speeches from all sides of the party. It was, with your exception, a great way to celebrate the 21st birthday of the Liberal Democrats and kick off Conference. Your heckle was the one thing that dampened the occasion.
Secondly Elaine was not making a speech to promote her Liberal Youth Presidential campaign. It was about the achievements of Liberal Youth throughout the year and she was not boastful about her contribution in any way. While you are entitled to your view, the achievements she mentioned are true and she has done a great deal of consultation on the education policy papers from this Conference. Nevertheless this was not the right occasion to debate these issues. Given this, it is a shame you didn’t turn up to the Liberal Youth fringe event where you could’ve discussed your concerns, nor the student campaign meeting, organised by the campaigns department and Greg Mulholland MP.
Finally we do not believe your behaviour could be considered ‘Presidential’. If elected President you will have to represent Liberal Youth in front of the rest of the party and the public. Behaviour like this cannot be tolerated under these circumstances. One of our members sat near you during the rally and reported that you were giggling afterwards. We hope, given the condemnation you have received since the event, that you now consider your actions to be less funny.
Given these concerns we feel it would appropriate for you to offer an unreserved and public apology to Elaine. If you are unwilling to do this perhaps you will consider stepping down from the election to save any future embarrassments to Liberal Youth.
Yours,
Liberal Youth Leeds & Leeds University Union Liberal Democrats

Word on the street is Elaine yeah-but-no-but Bagshaw is a bit of an elephant. As in she doesn't forget things, and if you cross her, boy do you pay.

What did you think TB meant?

Exclusive: Disgraced student President faces revolt after fact-finding trip rampage.

TB understands that those

YBF

boys have been rather busy today, doing what they do best. It seems that their army of campus spies is really growing. Student unions around the country have a seemingly insatiable desire to waste money, but it's always nice when you can nail them for doing so with hard proof and that's where this YBF investigation comes in...

The President of one of the UK’s largest student unions has admitted to “getting smashed” and “wrecking the landscape” on an official trip to China. Nsikan Edung wrote on a friend’s Facebook wall that he was having a “totally inappropriate time” on a trip in his official capacity as the President of Nottingham University Student Union. He had flown to China as part of a project to establish cultural ties. In his manifesto aims Edung stated that building up a relationship with Nottingham University's China campus was at the

top of his priorities

. It seems to TB that no one bothered to ask him quite how he was going to do it though.

The outrage felt on campus has spread to those outside the university who hate to see money wasted in such a ridiculous fashion. Tim Aker, Grassroots Coordinator of the TaxPayers’ Alliance and Nottingham Graduate, said: “This is a ridiculous use of the University’s funds. With his union’s members struggling to pay their bills, it’s wrong that this supposed student leader is partying on the other side of the world at taxpayers’ expense. Students are being forced to pay costly fees to go to university, but it seems some academic institutions are happy to throw money away on free jollies.”

CF and YBF's Christian May, slammed Edung’s jaunt as a complete waste of money. “Did this trip, paid for by the university, add any value to the education of ordinary Nottingham students? I very much doubt it. These are the kind of publicly funded jollies that must be stamped out during a recession. People are very loose with money when it isn’t their own. Just look at Derek Simpson of the Unite Union – living in luxury whist his members lose their jobs.”

Edung went on to boast that he planned to “check out some house parties, ruin diplomatic relations and spend a night in a Chinese cell.” A source close to Nottingham University Student Union claims that plans are underway to hold Edung accountable for his “inappropriate boasts” and to press university authorities to take further action. The source added, “this is what happens when union officials get too big for their boots.”

TB has been trying to get a straight answer out of the university all day. Firstly the President is not taking calls or returning emails. The university press office refused to comment on whether they paid for the trip and referred to it as a union matter. The union press officer was equally unhelpful. She stated firstly that she would look into it, then that she couldn't find out who had paid for the trip, or what it's purpose was. Finally she admitted she wasn't going to give out the information.

TB reckons they know they have cocked up here. His sources have confirmed that the trip was paid for by the University, so out of essentially public money. They seem to be determined to brush it all under the carpet.

You've got some explaining to do Mr President...

Pyongyang style retraction #23

It seems that Sara Scarlett, the heckler of Harrogate, has been getting some flack for her very public outburst against her opponent for Chairman of Liberal Youth:

TB would have stood by his words. Over to you Elaine.

Slipping banter past the sub-editor.

It seems that

The Times

has a headline writer with a sense of humour...

Especially given the photo!

A hoody you might actually want to hug...

So those trendy kids down at Exeter have a entrepreneurial streak. They have gone into business making "Life's better under a Conservative" hoodies for their campus association. You can customise them for other places

here

.

TB was promised seductive and rather naughty photos to advertise these goods, but it seems the rumour going about that the young ladies of Exeter Conservatives had been sporting these hoodies, and only these hoodies, was rather wide of the mark...

Good to see the ugg-boot, black tight and hoody uniform of many a campus tory girl is now officially branded though.

ABB resigns. Again.

Since she quit the Conservative Future National Executive last October, very little has been heard of the controversial and divisive Anastasia Beaumont-Bott. She disappeared under the radar, but continued to be in charge of the Social Action network. However in a brief and blunt email sent a 2am on a Saturday night, it seems ABB has had enough of the political game playing for good. When such a master of the dark arts herself decides to call it a day, you have to wonder what she was eluding to...

Word has reached Tory Bear, however, that this all might not be as a simple as ABB just walking away. A certain someone is appearing in an interview in this months New Statesman and apparently this has irked some of her colleagues, who believe that Miss Beaumont-Bott is getting above her boots and were frankly sick of her temper tantrums. Apparently we are all due another dose of ABB self engrandisment and some pretty strong words in the interview against the Party. A source told TB this afternoon that there were those behind the scenes fuming at the bull in a china shop way she goes about things with the media - "Did she contact the press office before she did this, like fuck she did!"

Did she jump the tory ship before she was pushed? Or are the rumours that she has been poached by the new

Jury Team

true?

Lots of interesting bits and bobs this week, so trying to choose the top five wasn't going to happen. Other very good pieces didn't make the cut, but boiled eggs and soldiers with the Sundays sure makes for a welcome break from the library...

• According to the Telegraph it's only sheer incompetence that has saved us from 1984.

• Fraser Nelson uses his massive NOTW readership to give the current welfare state two barrels.

• Matthew d'Ancona wants Gordon to apologise
  ...
  But the Mail has the scoop about the his 30,000ft tantrum when confronted face to face about it.

• Barack Obama was rude to Gordon because he needs a cigarette, says the Telegraph
  .
  Funnily enough the Observer doesn't agree.

• The Sunday Times reports of a new political party that calls for the end of political parties. Alrighty then.

Arise Sir Chappaquiddick

Join the protest

here

.

Sandals at dawn.

So the slow motion car crash that is the Liberal Youth Chair elections has taken another painful and excruciatingly embarrassing twist. The toys are really being thrown out of the pram in all directions and the dreadful candidates are seemingly using every trick in the book to make themselves look like a pair of two bit, jumped up, amateurs.

This week has seen claim and counter claim at just how badly the current Chair, who is seeking re-election, mundane Elaine, has done. Her website until recently had a section that countered claims that 18 members of her team had resigned since July. She claimed it was actually only 15, so that made everything alright. The section has mysteriously disappeared in the last 24 hours. While she might be keeping up her smile, a source was less then charming about Elaine's campaign style; "She's just thrashing about in the shallows trying to hit something - anything to make her feel better. She reminds me of one of those whales in Australia."

Though it's not just bad news for Elaine, her opponent Sara Scarlett might have made a bit of a cockup at the first day of the Lib Dem Harrogate mini-conference yesterday. Things kicked off when Elaine yeah-but-no-but Bagshaw was giving a speech. TB will let some Lib Dem blogging gimp

take over

from here:

"The trouble occurred when Elaine Bagshaw, the Chair of Liberal Youth, took to the stage. She spoke well – no oratorical leaps and bounds, but well nonetheless. Unfortunately, when she reached a passage in her speech describing Liberal Youth’s achievements over the past year, a voice rang out, sharp and clear, from the crowd.

“You’ve done nothing!”

This was a major speech, during an important part of conference – which, I believe, was televised. It wasn’t as if it was a little fringe event, squirreled away in some forgotten corner of the Harrogate Holiday Inn. It was a central event for the party as a whole, and a focus of media attention during conference. And this attack wasn’t some drunken prank by footsoldiers of Elaine’s opposition.

It was Sara Scarlett. Sara, who campaigned so hard for the position, and who seemed, for a time, about to win. Now she faces only ostracism, her erstwhile loyal supporters sporting “Backing Bagshaw” badges in the hotel bar"

Oooh. The Bagshaw spin operation has gone into overdrive, ready to slam Scarlett at the drop of a hat for what she did. The grown up party are distancing themselves from the incident and the election as a whole, and all TB managed to squeeze out of the Press Office was "Liberal Youth do not wish to make a comment on this matter." It's a shame that the Liberals clearly don't have a bear of their own that they can vent spleen too. Oh well TB is glad to be of help...

They will be throwing shoes next no doubt.

TV wedding of the year...

Girls around the country are lamenting this weekend, as they woke to the news that TV's

Shane Greer

is off the market. Shane, of Total Politics and SkyNews fame, is tieing the knot with his Republican Party rising starlett Brittany Schneider.

Congratulations to them both!

And so it begins to unravel...

So this week Obama was rude to the British, or should we say, Michelle Obama was rude to the British and her

lapdog followed

. Serious questions are

being asked

about Obama's Treasury team, which is

relying

on the founder of Twitter - a great website, with a crap business model, for economic advice. The gloss and the glamour of the Obama phenomenon is wearing off, and the press that were once so bowled over by the man, are beginning to ask questions about him. There is a

must read article

from Politico about Obama's over reliance on the teleprompter. While this may not be that unusual on the stump, and out on the campaign trail, people are wondering now why he still needs it for the smallest of speeches or press conferences.

Well thanks to

Prodicus

, TB can now show you why Obama needs his teleprompter crutch-



So much for the stunning oratory, he's shocking without it!

The Vulcan's apprentice

Now TB understands that getting a job in Parliament can be tough at times, but it seems John Redwood is really upping the stakes. Think you've got what it takes to work for the Wokingham wonderboy? Then you better get drafting a letter to a constituent outlining "John’s views on EU directives about food supplements." That should set you up nicely for a job that

involves

"assisting with the organisation of projects such as John’s constituency Christmas card competition and the annual Wokingham schools’ debating competition."

A challenging post!

Hat-Tip -

Paul Waugh

Mein Kampus

So the Mundell campaign didn't go quite to plan, but it was an interesting election none the less. With 6500 students voting, a 25% turnout made it the highest student election vote ever. All the candidates slaved their guts out for the last two weeks and the turnout is testament to how well they got people fired up. Although he was involved in a rather minor way and wasn't running for any position himself, that was sadly the last of student politics for this bear.

If he was ever to write a novel though, TB reckons a biting satire of politics in this country, told through the eyes of a losing student campaign, would be pretty damn funny... Maybe one day, but for now it's back to the dissertation.

Why did young people join the Conservative Party in the 1950s eh?

Vote early, vote often...

Apologies for the lack of blogging, TB has been a busy bear and has a lot on his plate.
The dissertation is coming on nicely (big stack of papers, beginning middle and end etc etc.) Normal service will resume soon, though things will be hectic for the next couple of weeks.

If you are at Edinburgh University in the mean time though, TB has a message for you:

Vote

here

.

Alan for President

Great piss take:

"Wait isn't that Irish one? Are they even allowed to stand in elections??"