Sunday, 18 October 2009

Last Chance...



You have until tomorrow lunchtime to book your ticket the

YBF6
. Speakers include:

Eric Pickles MP, Conservative Party Chairman
Daniel Hannan MEP, Co-Author of The Plan
Rt Hon Lord Forsyth, Former Secretary of State for Scotland
Gerald Howarth MP, Shadow Defence Minister
Andrew Rosindell MP, Shadow Home Office Minister
Greg Hands MP, Shadow Treasury Minister
Paul Goodman MP, Shadow Local Government Minister
Douglas Carswell MP, Co-Author of The Plan
Paul Staines, Guido Fawkes
Iain Dale, Blogger & Publisher
Jonathan Isaby, ConservativeHome
Nick Wood, Former CCHQ Head of Communications
Matthew Elliott, TaxPayers’ Alliance
Douglas Murray, Centre for Social Cohesion
Simon Richards, Freedom Association
Alan Mendoza, Henry Jackson Society
Russell Walters, Conservative Way Forward
Peter Whittle, New Culture Forum


Going to be a great weekend.

Non Story of the Day

There is something fishy about

The Observer's claims
that Michael Kaminski's Wikipedia page was altered. They, ever slavish to their government masters, have come out guns blazing accusing the tories of a "systematic cover up". What utter tosh. This is hardly Watergate is it.

The story provides no evidence of it being a tory computer at all, and when the only person you can find to comment from Labour is the
disgraced mouse clicker
Chris Bryant, then you must realise your attack probably doesn't have legs. For Bryant, of underpants fame, to be questioning peoples use of the internet will no doubt have Observer readers choking into their herbal teas this morning.

So a staff member changed a Wikipedia page from a computer somewhere in Parliament, and the story appears oh so subtly in Observer of all places.

COVER UP! LIES! CORRUPTION! SCANDAL!

Pull the other one.


Saturday, 17 October 2009

Who is HHC?

After a delightful week in Manchester, a return to a very full email inbox. My desk, normally a paragon of organisation, has been awash with paper. I’m not even sure what half of it is about. Will we ever return to peaceful routine, tucked anonymously out of sight in our Euro-fortress again? With Lisbon now a reality, I fear that may be a thing of the past... for the next few months at least. Surely the spotlight is now firmly upon us?

However, the day to day Euro-train does rumble on. Helmer is doing excellent work as spokesman for the Employment committee – more people than ever before are now calling it the unemployment committee (indeed, I was chatting to an MEP just the other day who admitted to referring to the committee as such during a meeting, albeit inadvertently). As often noted amongst the delegation, the committee does more to put people out of work than it ever does to promote employment, so why not call a spade a spade? In this capacity, therefore, Helmer has taken very well to promoting greater understanding of the committee’s work. I understand from his assistant that the overarching plan is to encourage the secretariat to take on the new title, thus bringing greater transparency to European proceedings. I wish them luck in their endeavour.

Meanwhile, your humble correspondent has had a bit of a brush with authority – or at least with the rumour mill that trundles alongside authority this week. I hear that the question on everyone’s lips: “who is Hermione H-C?” was uttered during the closed delegation meeting this week. Mind you, I heard this from another assistant, who heard it from another assistant, who was rather savagely accused by yet another assistant of being Hermione (to which she said ‘guess again’). The fact that a Tory Bear resides in my office for all to see appears to have escaped everyone’s attention. But to those who would threaten and cajole others into disclosing any information they have, I would say this: I may not be at the centre of the grapevine – bitchy gossip about my assistant colleagues simply is not of interest to me - but I do hear certain things that you might not like disclosed on a public website. I shall say no more... unless further provoked, of course.

And so we roll around far too soon to another Strasbourg week. When will all this travel come grinding to a close? Not before Christmas, I fear, but at least in December we have the added bonus of Christmas fair. What is life, if not a series of moments anticipated?

She's scary when she's cross!

Biscuit-gate

TB's laptop is playing up so it's Blackberry blogging until tonight it seems. Last night in Cambridge was good fun, with some great questions. Quote of the evening had to be from the bar afterwards though:

TB: So hear you guys have a campaign day tomorrow?
Anon: Yeah I'm not going, hunting instead.

Fair enough.

The story that TB seems to have missed by going off the radar has to be the latest episode of Gordon losing the biscuit. Quite literally this time. Repeatedly asked by a web chat audience on MumsNet, our rational and completely in control leader happily chatted about everything, from saving the world, to his eyesight but refused again and again to say what his favourite biscuit is. What the hell? Of all the questions to bounce, why this one? What does Brown have against biscuits?

Shortbread? Scottish oat cakes?

Maybe he's more of a crackers kinda guy.

Friday, 16 October 2009

Twitch Forks and Burning Tworches

When the Twitterati smell blood, they don't let go. Since the Carter Ruck owning this week, confidence has grown and whatever seems to upset the masses spreads incredibly quickly. Mob rule has gone online. BURN THE WITCH. The targets today are the

TFL rager
and
Jan Moir
. Should TFL guy be fired? Yes - he seems like an utter arse, but then what do you expect from Underground staff? TB has seen a lot worse.

The story nicely demonstrated a point TB often makes about armed citizens breaking down the walls of reporting news. From video camera to blog to twitter to front page of the Standard. In house communications for various companies must be in a quite a panic about how to deal with Twitter storms, just as they took huge steps to avoid getting "blogged".



As for Jan Moir? Well the article was ridiculous, but so was the reaction to it. If you don't agree with what someone says, it doesn't mean they should be fired for saying it. By all means complain if you think she has broken the rules, but to try silence her... really? Bad things happen when a society goes down that path. Pack it in and don't buy the Mail if you don't like it.

It's possible to overplay the role of Twitter, but it is then again lethal for some to underestimate it's power.

Bear on the Road

TB is taking part in the
Conservative Future Student Life
tours this year and will be touring around the country visiting university branches for a Question Time style panel. This year's tour kicks off tonight with a flying visit to Cambridge.

Do come along to the Cambridge Union tonight at 7pm if you are nearby.

Wheelan and Mandy Have a Little Chat

"Mr. Djanogly: To ask the Minister of State, Department for Business, Innovation and Skills what matters were discussed at the meeting between the Secretary of State and Charlie Whelan on 29 January 2009. [

292178
]

Mr. McFadden: My noble Friend the Secretary of State met Mr. Charlie Whelan on 15 January (not on 29 January) in the course of his official duties. They discussed employment issues."

Ha, of course they did. Bet they talked about the weather too.

Whose job was being discussed TB wonders?

He's not the Messiah

He's just a weapon of the highest order. Isn't Alex Salmond taking this second coming of the William Wallace thing a little too far? It seems he now brings his very own star with him:

What a pecker.

The South Park Treatment


Sorry to bombard with videos but TB is at that hugging a pillow, saying "Why why!?", stage a brutal hangover and isn't really capable of much engagement beyond a) watch and b) laugh. You know a story has cemented itself in history when South Park cover it. Their utter rinsing of the Acorn hooker scandal, that proved that two junior activists can severely embarrass the President of the United States, is fantastic. The Alt Con, fast becoming a daily must read, has captured it
here
.

Butters is
no Hannah Giles
though!


Something tells TB...

...that this is going to be amusing:



Looking foward to the "talking head".

Via

Lazy Hyena
.

Thursday, 15 October 2009

Totty Watch

TB has a busy old afternoon and evening but thought he would share this image, for no apparent reason, of everybody's favourite lady blogger

Meghan McCain
. It has to be noted that her Twitter pictures are getting saucier and saucier:

Not sure what the Senator from Arizona will have to say about all of this.

Simple Pleasures

www.labourfuture.com


Well TB laughed.

Cough Up Thief

Always one to spectacularly fail at gauging public mood, Alan Simpson, the deluded lefty is
refusing
to pay back excessive cleaning costs as ordered by Legg and his leader. He claims he didn't break the rules, however TB would like to ask Mr Simpson how exactly this cleaning perk was "wholly, exclusively and necessarily incurred for the purposes of carrying out their duties as an MP."

Exactly. Cough up.


PS. Let it not be forgotten who Alan Simpson's staffer is these days. No wonder he is doing such a good PR job. He may have been able to silence his mates on the local paper in Nottingham with some preemptive phonecalls, but don't think TB hasn't forgotten about this little case.

PPS. For those lefties moaning about the fact TB hasn't mentioned the Wilshire case, do your homework - TB made his feelings perfectly clear last night.
Here
and
here
.

Guess Who is Paying For Labour Future

So who is picking up the tab for organising the Charles Clarke show/

Labour Future
/a platform for a coup? The taxpayer of course!

Malcolm Wicks MP is apparently running the Labour Future campaign, though it seems Charles Clarke's ego is almost as big as his appetite, and so he gets his own special bold font. It doesn't take much to make him stick out from the usual suspects though. TB has to chuckle at poor little Parmjit Dhanda. Will this desperate fool ever turn down the chance to scream "over here, over here... looooook aaaaat meeeee"? Shame it won't save his seat.

So who is the point of contact for the campaign? Well readers are encouraged to get in touch with one
szperal@parliament.uk
. Would that be the MP for Croydon North's PA Louise Szperal by any chance? The same point of contact for all of Malcom Wicks office needs? Why yes, TB believes
it is
. So why exactly is this staffer, who is being paid by the taxpayer, allowed to partake in such blatantly partisan activities on office hours and on public money?

At this rate the latest attempt at ousting Gordon is going to be as cackhanded as all the rest.

The Digital Battleground

Via the
Alternative Conservative
TB learns that the Tories are once again leading the online charge with a series of
Spotify
adverts. How long before Labour give another outgoing MP such as Kerry McCarthy the role of Spotifty Tsar? The warm friendly tones of Eric Pickles will make for a welcome break from the normally grating ads that seem to be dominating at the moment.

Great move by CCHQ. This is a real chance to engage with a new audience, on a postcode specific basis, and the great thing about Spotifty ads is that there is no way to mute them if you want to carry on listening to tunes! We shall fight them on the beaches, on the landing grounds...

...and in the mythical interwebby musical ethra too it seems.

Wednesday, 14 October 2009

Labour Future

TB would kill for a Lobby pass right now. There is tectonic activity tonight.

Ever one to fraternise with the enemy for a good story, TB just got off the phone with his most plugged in of red Parliamentary sources. Just as he speculated earlier, things could well be on the move. The excellent Sir Thomas Legg has well and truly rattled the Parliamentary Labour Party and instead of shooting the messenger there seems to have be a big movement toward blaming the PM. It was Gordon after all that brought Legg in to rightly go after his flock with a blunt axe.

Just because Brown managed to hold his membership together in Brighton doesn't mean the higher rungs of the party are on board. Look at what happened to IDS - held his conference together, just, but was gone within weeks of Parliament returning. Something is going on.

Enter stage left - Charles Clarke.

"Labour Future" has gone live.
Well well well, what's going on here.
Jon Craig
reports that the usual trouble makers will be meeting in Committee Room 13 tomorrow morning at 11am to launch this new initiative.

TB understands the meeting might be slightly better attended than first anticipated.


Carter-Ruck - Viral Market Leaders

Lefty gossiper

Political Scrapbook
is on particularly good form today:

"After a difficult 48 hours which saw the law firm under assault from the blogosphere, politicians and the media, Carter-Ruck is to undertake a PR charm offensive with redeveloped online content and endorsements from “brand ambassadors”.

The campaign has enlisted the support of celebrity Labour blogger Derek Draper. “The combination of litigiousness and a cack-handed approach to all things online make Derek the ideal representative for the Carter-Ruck brand”, said Senior Partner Andrew Stephenson


Wonder if there could be a t-shirt in the making here?

Are the pieces coming together?

Firstly there was the announcement on Saturday from Downing Street that Gordon's good eye is seriously damaged. Today he point blank refused to say, in contrary to what he said to Adam Boulton during Labour conference, that he was in his job until the election. His choice of words to Sir Michael Spicer's question were intriguing. Why did he not just say "yes"? Why did he mention "we" have a strategy?

Deeply suspicious.

Gorden has gone from insisting he was in the job to the last minute to refusing to say whether he would "soldier on until the end", but the plot thickens. Today four Downing Street staffers were spotted together at Congress House. What was so important and secret that it couldn't be discussed inside Downing Street? Why did they return there after?

Nothing has changed, it's as if the summer and conference season never happened. Are we beginning to see the fruits of that awfully long holiday that Gordon took? What was planned when he went off the radar for almost six weeks?

Could we be another step closer to the end of Gordon?

#PMQs

TB isn't near a computer. He is recovering from any excellent evening catching up with his homies who are just back from driving around the world. Got the beers in. He will tweet his way through PMQs. If you don't already follow him on Twitter already you can by clicking the column on the right.

More later.


Tuesday, 13 October 2009

A Comprehensive Owning

Guardian Editor Alan Rusbridger announced the fantastic news that Carter Ruck had backed down
over Twitter
. How very appropriate. The Guardian can now print what the internet has spread over and over and over again.

Yes this is a victory for The Guardian, in a battle it should never have had to fight, however it would not have won without the weight of the new media behind it. Without blogs and twitter the Guardian would have been forced to bow down to the mighty Ruck-us with very little they could do. They won the battle, but they wounded themselves so heavily in doing so, it is unlikely they will last the war. If there was ever proof needed that the MSM was dying, let this be it. The Guardian have signed their own death warrent today, wouldn't celebrate too hard over this one.

Another nail in the old media coffin.