Sorry about the lack of blogging today. Sister Bear and TB had a long overdue catch up last night involving large amounts of Spotify and a bottle of vodka. Needless to say, TB has quite literally been a bear with a sore head all day... but nothing some roast beef and couple of glasses of wine didn't fix.

• Always good for terrifying stories -The Independent reports on President Blair.

• Matthew D'Ancona asks Gordon who he thinks he is kidding in his Telegraph column.
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  As does Fraser Nelson for the NOTW - the G20 unravelled
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• The Telegraph asks Michelle just what exactly she thought she was doing.

• AA Gill takes the piss as only AA Gill can in The Times.

• Jenni Russel argues that karma is in play for Jackoff Smith also in The Times.