Monday, 31 August 2009

Ed Miliband Gets Bitchslapped.

At 17:58 28/08/2009, Ed Miliband wrote:


I emailed you earlier this week to tell you about my new website, well today marks a 100 days left until Copenhagen.

During the week people have been visiting to add their support – they realise that we need to show the strength of public feeling to get the ambitious, effective and fair deal we need.

The amount of passion I have seen in the messages of support people have left me in no doubt that we have more chance of getting a deal if we have real voices demanding action.

You may have many friends who aren't members of the Party, and won't receive this email, so I am asking you to forward this email onto them now. Ask them to make our pledge for a deal that's ambitious, effective and fair.

Share with your friends

Ambitious means no more than a 2 degree temperature rise, with developed-country emissions to peak in five years and then the whole world peaking within ten.

Effective means keeping countries to their word, and letting money flow to where it will make the most difference.

Fair means supporting the poorest countries to cut their emissions and adapt to climate change.

So please forward this email on now, or lets you send an email invitation, post a message to Facebook or Twitter - or simply just forward this email on to few friends right now.

Share with your friends

Thanks for your support.


Ps. If you want to get instant updates on how the campaign is going just follow me on Twitter.


Reply to: Ed Miliband :

Mr. Miliband,

It's "Mr. Francis" not "Idris" to you, Mr. Miliband - I have no intention of being on first name terms with you or any of your terminally incompetent colleagues.

At almost 70 years of age I cannot remember a more clueless, a more dishonest, a more devious Government and Cabinet than we now have. That you still, apparently, believe that "global warming" is man-made - when for 10 years the earth has cooled, that for centuries it was warmer than it now is, that the science - more akin to a religion - is pure junk and hocus-pocus - tells us all we need to know.

Time is indeed running out, for ZanuNuLabour, only a few months to go before the lot of you - those who survive the election at all - are consigned to the back benches for a generation.

Good riddance, may it be sooner rather than later. God knows, little did I think when Major headed what was then the worst government in living memory, that he would be succeeded by someone and some Cabinet worse still - or that they in turn would prove to be excellent compared to the debris and swarf of political life that now holds power.

But not for much longer, Mr. Miliband, not for much longer. The endless lies, hypocrisy, false claims, pathetic promises that end up broken, all will soon be at an end.

Like your career in politics, and like your brother's


Idris Francis

Well that should have taught him the error of his harvesting ways.

UPDATE 17.47: It seems this post has caused some stirrings on the left. Tom Harris MP seemed to have missed the fact TB posted this funny exchange due to the stinging rebuke that a Minister received from, shock horror, a actual member of the public and instead spun it as proof the Conservative Party aren't progressive. For the record TB set down his views on the man-made climate myth




This is wonderful stuff from Mr.Francis (I'm tempted to get on friendly terms with "Idris", but dare not).

He should start a blog!


"ZaNuLabour" and its more spectacular cousin, "ZaNuLieBore", has become the best way available to spot a wingnut. Other than climate change denial.

It's great to see what really goes on behind the scenes at the modernised Tory party. Keep up the good work!


zanuliebore gets my goat too James. Still an damning bite back which is the reason i posted it, despite what Harris is spinning.



That was awesome.

Anonymous said...



TB, have you read the comments on Tom Harris's blog? Only 1 supporting him! He must be worried that it appears his only readers are tory supporters!

Anonymous said...

Slightly amusing that someone from the Green Party (James) who uses phrases like 'climate change denial, has the temerity to call someone else a wingnut.

Hurf Durf said...

Environmentalism is just socialism with a smile.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't have wasted that many words on him. Frankly "F*** off you useless gimp-boy" would have done the job more efficiently, and I think articulated many people's views of Ed-the-boy more accurately too.

But well done for the slap. He deserved it for such a blatant self promoting spam mail


I am sure that the Milliband brothers are robots. They say whatever their Zanu Liebore bosses want and they don't sweat. Next time they are on the Socialist BBC, look and see what I mean.

If they are so bothered about non-existent climate change (the world is actually getting colder) then why not all sit in front of computers and discuss it. Rather than flying off and billing it to the poor taxpayer.

Oh no, of course not. It's only US they don't want to travel...

Anonymous said...

The Guvnah received his helping of glutinous spam the other day and despatched the following:

Dear Wonk

1) I have no idea where you got my email address from and require an explanation of this.

2) I have no idea where you got the impression that I would have the slightest interest in heisting the remaining free capital left by supporting Eddy boy's bogus fixation with equally bogus causes such as anthropogenic global fucking warming.

3) Please remove my email address from your mailing list immediately and never again dare to presume that I would believe a single word that emanates from Zanu-Labour or its executives, officers 'n aparatchniks. You are an execrable shower of treasonous, self regarding b@st@rds dancing at the end of Rot Schild's strings and would cordially invite you to get the f*ck out of our lives once and for all. The only consolation is knowing that this will almost certainly be the last labour government this poor country and its gormless electorate will ever have to suffer.

The game's up fellahs, time to go methinks before the duped and seduced Britons finally wake up to their impending democide and they exact their just revenges with a good old fashioned round of 'rope therapy' dished out to all those who have led them down this suicidal route to their final pasture, there to graze the 'astroturf' in the shadow of their abbatoir. I'll admit that you're almost there and that within a few more 'parliamentary' terms you could have had the whole thing wrapped tight. Personally I think you've under estimated our resolve and would invite you either to spend a few hours contemplating the depth of your treason or failing that just f*ck off and die; in any order you choose, I'm honestly not fussed so long as you lot get your thieving, communistic and cadaverous opinions out of my damned face.

Goodbye at last and don't let the door hit you in the arse on the way out!

p.s. Don't forget that I have formally requested to know from whom you acquired my email address, the question should NOT be considered rhetorical!

Mr D. Clarke and Family

If you've been affected by any of the issues raised in this email please feel free to enter into counselling and discussion with someone who gives a flying sh1t!

The Guvnah

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