We're All Going To Die!
Lembit is at it again with the Early Day Motions:
TRACKING NEAR EARTH OBJECTS
21:7:09
Lembit Öpik
Lynne Jones
Peter Bottomley
Frank Cook
Mr David Drew
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That this House notes the collision of a large object with the planet Jupiter, causing an impact scar in the Jovian atmosphere the size of the earth; believes it is a matter of scientific fact that earth will, sooner or later, be hit by a large near earth object capable of destroying a significant proportion of life on earth; further notes such an impact would be more damaging to the British economy than the failure of a bank, but that the Government has spent more on preventing the bankruptcy of Royal Bank of Scotland than the entire cost of tracking and diverting any near earth object capable of incinerating the United Kingdom; and calls on the Government to implement all 14 recommendations of the Near Earth Object Task Group which published its report and recommendations in 2000.
It's fine Lembit, everyone knows Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck will save us.
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Oh that's a shame as I was hoping to grow better sunflowers next year (although, I did rather well this year but feel there's room for improvement). Any way - ho hum..doomed it is. Not sure what to have for tea...hmm..