Monday, 8 December 2008

Lily Kember and EUSA Vs. Real Students

There has been wide spread outrage today in the fall out after the hippy invasion of Stansted Airport. As previously reported by Tory Bear, Edinburgh University anthropology student Lily Kember, (pictured right in her native state,) endangered lives and violated private property in a shameless and selfish act. 

Having speculated earlier about the response of Edinburgh University to the arrest of one of its students, TB got in touch with the press office who said that they could not comment on individual students but stressed that they are not mummies and a daddies. Apparently they will get back to TB if anything comes of this but he was told not to be surprised if nothing happens.

Christian May the deputy chairman of Conservative Future said earlier: "The simple truth is the protesters acted recklessly, dangerously and illegally. It says a lot about Edinburgh University that they are prepared to turn a blind eye to this criminal act. Some people need to be treated like children: point out that what they did was wrong, make them apologise, and then punish them. If we don't do this, then similarly unwashed uneducated reactionaries will continue to violate the laws with impunity."

And so Tory Bear turned to the esteemed Edinburgh University Student Association, an organisation dear to his heart and received a cutting response from the President Adam Ramsay, a member of the Green Party. Clever use of the environmental thorn in the Conservatives’ side:

"Last summer, recent Edinburgh graduate Iain Thom was arrested in China at the opening ceremony for the Olympics. His protest led to headlines reminding people around the world of China's appalling human rights record. Many students said they were proud of Iain Thom's bravery. I'm sure many will be proud of Lily Kember - the Edinburgh student arrested at Stansted today.

Lily follows in the footsteps of the leaders of most religious groups in Scotland (including the Church of Scotland and the Catholic Church in Scotland), many members of the Scottish government, and a substantial number of Edinburgh students and staff - all of whom have been arrested attempting to blockade Faslane Nuclear Weapons Base.

Earlier this year, potential Tory candidate and advisor to David Cameron, Zac Goldsmith, spoke in defence of Greenpeace activists charged with criminal assault at Kingsnorth Power Station.

He said: 'If a crime is intended to prevent much larger crimes, I think many people would regard that as justified.' The jury agreed with Zac Goldsmith, and the Greenpeace activists were let off.

Students around the world have a proud history of leading progressive change, and, sometimes, of putting their bodies on the line in doing so. BAA and the pro-flying lobby have near unprecedented access to this government. The communities affected by airport expansion are left out in the cold. This peaceful protest has helped to open up the debate. The number of people who had their flights delayed is minimal compared to the potential damage resulting from expanding Stansted. I think many students will concur with Zac Goldsmith - as an attempt to prevent a much larger crime, this protest is justified. Edinburgh students should be proud of Lily Kember."


Well this Edinburgh student is most certainly not proud of the behaviour of Lily and her hippy chums, and nor is TB alone: Alice Paisley a 4th year history student said “this was totally irresponsible, rash and certainly won’t help her cause.” 4th Year chemist Thomas MacThomas, asked by Tory Bear outside the library today what he thought simply added “what a pillock, has she never flown anywhere?”

Nick Ward, a leading figure in the University Labour Club said to TB: "Although I have nothing against the people doing it themselves I do believe they are misguided and possibly selfish. Politics is about winning people over to your cause and in a democracy that is best done through argument and debate not through acts of vandalism endangering people’s lives and inconveniencing hundreds of families. This is the equivalent of a huff by a 4 year old not the mature rational discussion of adults which might actually bring people around to your cause rather than alienating a great many." Ed Kozak Vice-Chairman of Edinburgh University Conservatives added: “The idea that Edinburgh University would let this completely unwarranted attack on property stand is worrying at best and darn right offensive at worst.”

In the words of Sir Alan Hasslehurst, the local MP in Essex: "You've now got two major parties saying that there should be no second runway at Stansted.  On the whole, I would have thought the argument was moving in the right direction.  There was no need for this.”

Donal Blaney, the Chief Executive of the Young Britons’ Foundation had some helpful advice for the likes of Lily Kember - "if only left-wing students spent half as much time on their degrees as they do on puerile gesture politics and unlawful protests then perhaps they'd get decent jobs when they graduated"

The fall out continues...

Regional Coordinators published:

TB is in out and about more on this later but here we go:


London – Clare Hilley

Eastern – Sonia Chohan

West Midlands – Jimmy McLoughlin

East Midlands – Hamish Stewart

North West England – Richard Lowe

North East England – Emma Carr

Yorkshire and the Humber – Philip Smith

South West England – James Morton

South East England – Ranil Jayawardena

North Wales – Paul Rogers

South Wales – Michael J Foreman

Caption Contest:

Can someone please fill TB in on what the hell is going on here:

Answers below please.

Lily Kember should face the music.

Reading the news this morning of yet another lot of hippies embarrassing themselves under the Plane Stupid banner, this time at Stansted, TB was in too much of a hurry to really give it much thought. It's only now that he has learnt that a fellow Edinburgh University student was at the forefront of this madness has his blood started to boil.Now don't get me wrong, Edinburgh has its weaknesses but on the whole you would expect a someone who attends the university to be of a decent intellectual standing and have a good education under their belt. Why then would fellow anthropology student

Lily Kember
feel it necessary to risk being shot under anti terrorist laws and waste millions of pounds of passenger money by being such a fool as to break into an airport and risk hundreds of lives blockading a runway.
Lily, believed to be one of the strange people pictured to the right, used bolt cutters to enter Standsted Airport tarmac this morning and ground all flights for a matter of hours. The chaos that ensued is widely
reported elsewhere
.
Now under the university rules there is a clause that any student can be removed for bringing "the university into disrepute". This all encompassing rule is normally used on rugby teams that trash night clubs or stoner kids dealing in student halls, however there is absolutely no doubt that Lily Kember has brought Edinburgh University into disrepute with her stupidity and naivety as well as her blatant disregard for the rule of law and respect for private business... This deluded hippy said today "Being arrested is a terrifying prospect, but not nearly as terrifying as the threat of climate change." Well that's all very well and a good but why not add the terrifying prospect of showing this idiot a dose of how the real world works and kicking her out before she can say "Save the planet." If Tory Bear were to be arrested for breaking and entering private property, endangering the lives of innocent bystanders and highlighting just what morons humans can be then he would expect to be shown the door.
Something tells TB though, given his dealings with the university before, especially departments like politics and anthropology that Lily Kember won't be kicked out, won't be reprimanded in any way and will no doubt be celebrated as a hero across campus.
What should happen is Lily and her fellow deluded gaggle of idiots should be charged with those crimes for which they were held, and then be personally made accountable for their actions by repaying each and every one of those passengers who had their flights cancelled. The likes of Ryan Air should not be liable for the huge financial loss they would have suffered this morning. Lily and her friends should face up to an alien concept to them, a little something called personal responsibility - something that most human beings possess yet seems to be massively lacking in this particular breed of insane, left-wing, dangerous, spiteful and deluded fools. When her and her cronies have spent the next ten years working full time to atone for their behaviour, only then will they realise who the plane stupid ones really are.

Sunday, 7 December 2008

Back to the Future...

It seems it wasn't just TB who had a busy weekend of working hard and playing hard. After the carnage of the Exeter Ball on Friday night it was straight back to work for the great and good of Conservative Future. After weeks of bashing out the selections for Regional Coordinators the list is set to be announced tomorrow. Seems the security around the final names is very tight though word from the South East is that the  speculation about Ranil Jayawardena being chosen will be confirmed. 

As for Tory Bear? Well he was campaigning hard in Perth yesterday and then a classic Saturday night out. Been a while since he has hit to town properly and couldn't help notice... is disco back? Seems to be everywhere again and TB can't help but ask, is this country returning to the 1970's? 
There is nationalisation left right and centre. We are in a recession and are over-taxed. We have a useless, chaotic and failing Labour government and disco is playing on a Saturday night.
Is this 1978?

Saturday, 6 December 2008

In Dave we trust...

Three years since DC took over...

Happy anniversary Dave..

Here's to three more.

Friday, 5 December 2008

Here we go again...


TB would rather chop of his right paw then sit through another one of these
Unless anyone is up for causing some trouble...?

There's a storm brewing...

Apologies for the lack of blogging today, TB has had a busy week and is taking it easy...


So after popping out for lunch with a friend TB decided to go for a wander and check out the new Blackberries and the Google phone. To cut a long story short after two hours cutting a fine deal with the salesman they both walked out of the shop as the proud owners of two new Blackberry Storms. 

Ahhh it's amazing.

Anyone want to buy TB's unlocked sim free old BB Curve before it hits ebay? £100 ono

Thursday, 4 December 2008

Tax Bombshell

ConservativeHome
have been given/acquired the 1992 Conservative campaign broadcast about Labour's tax bombshell...

It's well worth a watch:




Incidentally does anyone know how to turn off the irritating search feature YouTube seem to have put on their videos overnight? Ever since the Google takeover annoying changes have been slowly implemented like the tracking of what you watch and how you find videos on YouTube.

Why can't they just leave something that worked alone?

TB podcast


Here is another chance to listen to TB interviewed last night on Edinburgh radio, he played some political tunes and generally had a rant about Labour and a wide ranging chat about politics and music. TB really enjoyed himself.

Download the podcast and have a listen.

Would anyone listen if TB did a weekly broadcast?

What happened Mr Brown?

There's a fantastic piece in this morning's Telegraph:

"Setting out his new compact between the private citizen and the public realm last October, he urged constitutional reform enshrining "privacy in the home" and "new rights against arbitrary intrusion". British liberty was, he said, our "gift to the world". Alas, Speaker Martin and the constabulary appeared not to have read this oration, or the Magna Carta, or Milton, whose line from Paradise Lost - "If not equal all, then all equally free" - inspired Mr Brown. "


Wednesday, 3 December 2008

And the right wing blogosphere retaliates...



Brilliant retaliation just emailed to TB by UrbanAntichrist

Why... WHY?

Why must Gordon Brown ruin everything Tory Bear loves?




Mad Rush by Philip Glass is one of TB's favourite pieces of music and how dare Gordo use it in his latest video. Aside from him now ruining this forever, this video is a marked improvement in the drivel NO10 was putting out in the summer. Gordon is loving this recession, it plays to his strengths and dare TB say it... makes him able to look like a normal human being?
Gone is the Prime Mentalist stutter and the paedophile smile... Looks like the youtube war may just have kicked off...
Let the games begin, and please no more good tunes Mr Brown.

FreshAir - live blog

18.03 - in the studio and on air...

20 mix then Tory Bear

18.05 - Webcams aren't working but you can email editor@torybear.com with questions and banter... Tune in

here
.

18.18 - not allowed to swear apparently :S

18.21
- webcams back up
. Here we go...

18.26 - first track - maggies last party by vim

18.38 - slight technical difficulties but back on track now... Labour has done it again going out live.

18.48 - McCain is on.. still having some problems with the cd decks but getting there...

19.06 - ranting about Labour - appropriate tune now - N0 Government...

19.22 - anyone listening? TB is having fun.. talking about literally everything.. kind of moved away from the original topics but just layed into the SNP.

19.26 - Plugging Jamie De Rooy

19.38 - Eveeeerryboodysss frreeeeee

19.44 - that's it folks... will get the podcast up asap.

All we hear is radio ga ga...

TB is gearing up to go on
Fresh Air Radio
at six... Tune in to the Edinburgh Essentials program
here
. There will be half an hour or so of tunes and then an hour and half of TB talking to Edinburgh DJ Ally Byers. TB will be playing some political tunes and talking about dance music and politics.

You can even watch it on a webcam
here
.

Will try get a podcast up later if you can't tune in live.

Send your questions in to TB in the studio - editor@torybear.com

How to deal with the police. Lesson one:

TB had an interesting conversation with his flatmate (TBFM) while watching the Speaker squirm.

TB: Say the police turned up at this flat and said is XXXXX XXXX here please?
TBFM: Errr why?
TB: Well we are here to arrest him, can we come in?
TBFM: Do you have a warrant?
TB: Errrh no.
TBFM: Then piss off.

The Speaker must resign for failing to ask even the most simple of questions.

Foulkes talks nonsense...

Edinburgh University Rector candidate Lord Foulkes put up an embarrassing performance on Radio 4
this morning.
It seems he had drawn the short straw and is the last man on earth defending his old friend the Speaker. Foulkes even dared to suggest this could have been a national security issue. David Davis destroys him with some great slap downs.

Would be very interesting if these two did end up running against each other for Rector. 

Foulkes: "We're being friendly to each other" 
DD: "Relatively so..."

Hustings would be fantastic.

Tuesday, 2 December 2008

Green search footage released:

Things are warming up. Tory backbench heavyweights are all over the news today an will no doubt dominate the evening news and Newsnight. Michael Howard just gave a very precise and composed perfomance on Sky. The footage of the search of Green's office has been revealed and no doubt there is something very special planned for tomorrow...



Lets just say David Davis wouldn't put up with this.

Exclusive: News from the regions.

The announcement of the new Conservative Future regional coordinators has been delayed and the executive won't give anyone a squeak about who is on the exclusive list. However that doesn't seem to have stopped the whispers at the grassroots of who has been approached reaching TBHQ. Although there has been no official confirmation from any one on the NME or the Chairman, there is nothing like a sniff of a promotion to put the cat amongst the pigeons at a grass root level. People do love to gossip don't they...

So far Tory Bear has heard that the following candidates have been approached and apparently have accepted their new role as RC's:

James Morton for Devon and Cornwall. As previously reported after he was overheard talking about it.

Clare Hilley for London. Great news.

Jimmy McCloughlin for West Midlands. Will the chief whips son put a bit of stick about CF?

Paul Rogers for Wales. Is there anyone else?

There are also rumours around yet to be confirmed about Sonia Chohan being approached to take on Eastern England. Apparently former NME member (under Clarke,) Ranil Jayawardena is in line to take the South East.

Dammit that was the region TB wanted.

Did Hatty do the right thing?

The more this Bear looks at
this email
, the more he thinks it's just a little too convenient that it was "accidentally" CC'd to the office of a Tory frontbencher. Clearly the Labour great and good were intent on silencing their Speaker and making sure that they got their stories straight. Brown and Smith have been outrageously complacent about the arrest of Damian Green, yet it was Hatty Harperson who was expressing deep concern about the issue on Sunday. Lest we forget that before she became a politician Hatty was a civil rights lawyer, and a good one too apparently.

Did she have a crisis of conscious and deliberately let the Tories know what Smith and Brown were planning, knowing full well Dave and co would go mental?

TB would like to think so.