We all know one...

TB sadly knows far too many people like this - maybe he can be the one to mobilise this army.

Now for that catchy slogan...

Hat-Tip - Three Line Whip

May the battle commence...

There are 17 people in the blogsphere who matter and

Derek Draper

isn't one of them. A while back there was talk of Mandy's former assistant and lobbying sleazebag-in-chief leading

Labour's assault

against the right-wing bloggers. Well Tory Bear can't help but think this assault might well have begun. There was talk

this week

of a meeting of Draper's attack squad that included some lefty bloggers.

Draper and an unknown female blogger.

The papers today were full of little snippets from comments left on

ConservativeHome

, especially in the Mail's piece on George Osborne (which sadly isn't available online.) TB couldn't help notice a certain Tory hater used exactly the same quote from ConHome on

his blog

yesterday-

Is there some sort of Labour press officer pushing this quote around in the last 24 hours?

Is the Draper attack team up and running?

The crap Conservative and Unionist attack blog, hosted at

toryparty.net

emerged in late September at exactly the same time it emerged that disgraced Draper was being bought back. Whoever is behind it seems to be very good at picking up irrelevant stories from minor local papers - just the sort of thing the Labour party press office would have to monitor.

Of course this is all speculation on the part of Tory Bear but he wouldn't be the least bit surprised if the toryparty.net blog was linked to this supposed fightback by Labour on the blogsphere. Have a read of it for yourself and see if you agree, it just doesn't flow like an independent and free-thinking blogger but instead reads as the work of someone having a party line whispered in their ear.

Only time will tell, but TB is confident that the first shots of the Labour blog coup may well have been fired this week.

Glenrothes hits the cyber nats hard...

Just spotted this on the

Scottish Unionist

blog. It's been lifted from a newspaper comments section and is a fair reflection of the lunacy you find in cyber-nationalist forums, which make for comical reading..

It was the last line that really tickled Tory Bear! These idiots just don't get it, this ridiculous attempt to link their half-arsed idea of separation to the American War of Independence highlights just how stupid the Nationalists are. What next - No taxation without representation!? Well last time TB checked the Scots paid less tax and got more bang for their buck, and they even have their own shiny Parliament. Hardly a battle against a cruel and repressive occupier.

This evocation of the ultimate libertarian freedom campaign is insulting and pathetic. To suggest that violent insurrection is an option to the nationalist cause proves just how desperate this small, sad bunch of nutters really are. Check out some of these forums if you fancy a laugh.

TB will see you on the barricades my crazy Caledonian chums...

...flying a very different flag.

CF blog stat porn...

TB often wondered if anyone actually reads the Conservative Future Executive

blog

...

...and now he knows.

Update: The perfect dog for Obama

Seems the perfect on message dog is out there for Barack Obama:



Brian Obama has a certain ring to it too...

DC on/in Scotland

Dave said to ITN today that this was his tenth visit since becoming leader to Scotland and that he is strong fighter for the Union wherever candidates need him etc.



He says it's always hard work for Conservatives in Scotland and he is committed, but how committed is he? While it was good news that we are moving into the third party position in Scotland there is still a hell of a lot more to be done. Scotland represents one tenth of the United Kingdom in terms of population and thus DC should spend one tenth of his time here. Or at the very least a couple of days every month. It's going to be a very sticky situation if the Tories are elected to Westminster with very little representation north of the border.

It's not too late to sort this out...

A dog is for life, not just for soundbites...

So the esteemed President Elect spent longer talking about puppies than he did about Iraq in his first

press conference

...

TB feels it's time to hold a proper competition... real prizes and actual winners this time.

If you would like to have a post-inauguration dinner with Tory Bear then you just have to tell him A) what will Barack and co name their doggy or if no-one gets it right B) what sort of dog will they get...

Answers to editor@torybear.com by the time the First Dog is unveiled to the nation...

New Glenrothes MP goes off message...

Ah to be a fly in the wall in Alex Salmond's office today...

TB wonders if the Grinner of the North had that horrible little smirk wiped off his face today. Despite the spin being put out by Downing Street and the Labour goons today, that the Glenrothes result was a vote of confidence in Gordon Brown and the economic plan etc, the victorious candidate - who is fast becoming a spin doctors nightmare told it

how it really is

:

“It’s not a referendum on Gordon Brown at all. What we’ve done is put forward key polices in this area. It’s about the policies that have been presented to the people.”

He described his campaign as a “by-election fought on local issues, but there were obviously macro issues.”

Asked whether Prime Minister had called to congratulate him he said, “He’s tried to phone me three times this morning, but I’ve been elsewhere.”

Good lad.

TB is famous... ish.

From the Evening Standard tonight:

Exeter election results in...

After another close fought campus battle TB can reveal those who emerged victorious to form the new branch committee for

Exeter University Conservative Future

:

Chairman: Ben Corbridge
Deputy Chairman: Andrew Glover
General Secretary: Tarasyn Whitehead-Patey
Treasurer: Dan Griffin
Press Officer: Timothy Jenkins
Campaigns Officer: William Ashbee
Social Secretary: Sophie Kelk
Freshers' Rep: Charlotte Markey

If you were wondering...

+++STOP PRESS+++

As the dust settles around the Glenrothes result, beyond Gordo's bounce or the SNP reality check, a far bigger story is breaking in the political world...

It seems as if

PoliticsHome

have actually predicted an election result correctly!

Stephan Shakespeare, Tim Montgomerie and staff celebrate tonight at 18 Doughty Street

Well almost.. The poll of the 100 insider British political experts said it would be a squeak of a victory for Gordon Brown but it seems Labour have sailed home with a 6000 majority.

An improvement any how... almost there guys.

Labour win something...

Labour have managed to hold a seat that used to be held by Communist Party with a 6000 majority.

Apparently this is a "stunning victory". Errrrm.

Tories beat Lib Dems into fourth with 1381 to 947. We also moved into third in tonight's Edinburgh council by-election. BBC only gave Maurice twenty seconds of airtime.. had time to thank God though and talk about getting married. He even managed to get a cheer for dissing Alex Salmond. Nice one.

TB is loving this.. the Nats look ridiculous having already declared victory here a few weeks back and Labour are ecstatic about defending a majority of 10k. Well done guys... a real "victory".

Incidentally there is a very hot blonde Labour press officer loitering behind the cameras... any one know who she is?

+++SNP defeated+++

TB's mate at the count is already on the booze - the nats have taken a kicking. Lest we forget this is a Labout seat and it seems they are about to have their majority slashed by at least half. This is neither a victory for Labour or the SNP - they both have egg on their faces.

Yes TB called this one wrong but oh well. Seems the Tories are coming in third... with the deposit fingers crossed.

Salmond is going to look like a tit tomorrow morning.. and to think he even had banners saying "yes we can" at a rally yesterday. Gordo is going to be grinning all day. Ugh.

Cringeworthy!

Just wondering...

As TB gears up for the Glenrothes result he is watching Question Time.

Already 20 minutes in someone has called Nigel Farage a racist for absolutely no reason and David Dimbleby has confused a man and a woman. DD has to go soon- after his poor performance over election night the other day he surly can't be allowed to do the British elections ever again.

TB has one question though. What is with the ridiculous idea of having a "celebrity" each week on QT? TB is fairly sure that no one in this country gives a damn about what Brian bloody Eno has to say about Obama, Bush or the Swiftboat Veterans for Justice.

Why does anyone care what this washed up ageing hipster has to say. Why should we pay tax to listen to this idiot spouting his views that have been warped by years on drugs.

It used to be fun to watch Question Time to shout at the telly...

These days it's just unwatchable...


UPDATE 23.30: David Dimbleby just asked Germaine Greer what she thought. Germaine Greer is not on the panel.

Vote McCain or the cow gets it...

Word has reached TBHQ from a reporter in the field that the

slaughtering of the victory cow

has taken place in Obama's grandmother's Kenyan village of Kogelo.

Nervous bovine throughout Kenya were worried which one of their kin would be slaughtered, but it seems "Daisy" was the unlucky McCain supporter offered as a celebration gift for "The One's" success...

TB is now turning his animal rights attention to Alaska's moose population. Sarah Palin will have a lot of spare time on her hands now and no doubt will pick up her gun...

Just as long as she leaves the bears alone...

So much for an end to partisan politics.

Confirmation of the rumours is emerging - the viciously partisan Democrat animal Rahm Emmanual has been appointed as White House Chief of Staff.

This is Obama putting a bit of stick about. TB wouldn't like to be on the receiving end of a bollocking from this man...

So this is the "change we can believe in" is it?

People 'can't wait for ID cards'

TB just choked as he read this on the

BBC website:

Jacqui Smith says public demand means people will be able to pre-register for an ID card within the next few months.

The cards will be available for all from 2012 but she said: "I regularly have people coming up to me and saying they don't want to wait that long."

TB doesn't believe her.

Freedom of Infomation letter anyone?



Noticed

Shane

has just got this story too.

Glenrothes

TB has eyes and ears everywhere... none more so than on the streets of Glenrothes tonight. Apparently the Labour camp have all but given up today, despite the fact that interest rates were slashed in another cheap by-election trick by Gordo. TB's eyes say that there is no sign of the 350 activits

Labour claimed

to have on the streets today. The SNP and Tories were out in force.

The SNP have been the dominent ones on the door steps - they've had activists all over the seat all week. The Lib Dems are making more of an effort than in Glasgow East and the Tories have thrown a fair bit of weight behind Maurice Golden. TB's mole will report directly from the count tonight.

TB's predictions: SNP victory by 1 to 2k - Tories in third. Hopefully.

Let the games begin...

Congratulations to the NO2ID sympathiser who swiped the Home Secretaries water glass and thus her fingerprints...

Guido has the full story

.

This should be amusing...