Friday, 19 December 2008

Follow the money...

Mark Felt 1913-2008

Farewell then to
Deep Throat
who has died aged 95.
Mark Felt
, former number two at the FBI, revealed as the Watergate leaker in 2005 will go down in history as every investigatory journalists dream source.

When two tribes go to war...

The Mail
has today picked up on Dolly Drapers war with the right wing blogs and TB is rather chuffed with his mention...

Bye bye bendy bus...

Boris has today unveiled the new look Routemasters set to hit the streets in 2011:

Pretty damn cool in TB's opinion...

Thursday, 18 December 2008

Spot the difference...



Jonathan Isaby is on form over at
CentreRight
...

Adrian misbehaving again...

Guido is

reporting tonight
that the left of centre great and good are coming together tomorrow for a meeting with Derek Draper at Labour HQ to hear the pitch, again, on how the left can catch up with the right online and have a pitched interwebby battle at the next election.

A few months ago Tory Bear and
Dizzy
uncovered that the former Labour hack and now
CBI
employee Adrian McMenamin was the author behind a right wing hate blog and hatemytory.com. (both subsequently removed.) TB understands that he was given a hell of a bollocking from his bosses at the CBI for his behaviour while working for a supposidly political neutral organisation. Well it didn't take long for him to slip into his old ways again. Having nearly been fired last time round Adrian is still apparently planning on attending tomorrow's meeting and taking an active role in attempting to give the Tories a good kicking.

TB wonders what his boss at the CBI will have to say about this?

Wednesday, 17 December 2008

Sock and Awe...

Check out
the game that has appeared where you get to throw shoes at Bush!

Classic.

Spam of the day...

Seems to be the
done thing
today so Tory Bear thought he would share possibly the most ridiculous email he has received in quite a while. The fact it was sent at 3am adds to the fantastic tin foil hat aspects of this message:

Dear Future Conservative,
Unless the Labour Government opens the floodgates
to unlimited immigration, and then passes a bill giving
the vote to everybody, immigrants, legal and illegal, criminals
etc., future Labour Governments and the Labour Party will
be finished. Finished by inexplicable policies: data retentation,
id cards, surveillance, false flag operations, 42 days detention,
immigration, RIPA, and the whole new police state apparatus etc.
The reason for these inexplicable policies is that Labour is con-
trolled by a small but very but a very powerful entity, whose is
wealth is in the Trillions. Their aim, like other powerful entities
through the Millennia, to form a one World government with an
intermediate step of three World governments: The EU, The
Western Hemisphere and the Pacific Rim.
After the next general election David Cameron will be the Prime
Minister. However Cameron has launched no major attack on
Labour's inexplicable policies, just on minor ones.....
despite the fact that Cameron has shown himself to be boor in
his attack on Gordon Brown ("Will you look me in the
eye....") and thus would be willing to energetically attack all the
inexplicable Labour policies. But he has not. The reason is that
he is not allowed to by the above mentioned Entity, which also
controls the Conservative party as well as the media and other
important organisations. So it is almost certain that Cameron
will carry on the same inexplicable policies that Labour has pla-
nned. We can expect the demise of the Labour Party and the
Conservative Party too, destroyed by the controlling entity. It
seems dreadful waste of two parties, but then they both will be
moot as they will be replaced by the carefully prepared police
state so that we can prevented from rebelling against the new
totalitarian state.
It is suggested that the answer to what should be done would
be the formation of a shadow parliament. It is further sugg-
ested that the Conservatives in the shadow parliament be chosen
by, and represent, ordinary Conservatives such as small to med-
ium businessmen, professionals, farmers etc. There is quite a
division between the Establishment and small to medium busi-
nesses. For example, the strength of the Pound, interest rat-
es, regulations etc. The reformed parties that would belong to
shadow parliament could be formed in the following way: form
new political associations, once formed, the associations should
advertise for applicants for the postions of MP, then use rigor-
ous tests, including, most importantly, psychological evaluation.
then the associations will get an MP who is honest, capable and
loyal to his constituents. The shadow parliament could 1) ad-
vise the present Parliament 2) pressure or lobby the present
parliament 3) replace the present Parliament in case of social
or political disntegration of the United Kingdom. 4) provide
candidates for the next Parliamentary election. for more inform-
ation, see: www.home.earthlink.net/~jnewell957 , art. no. 1.
Damian Green MP was arrested, and his arrest turned to a major
embarrasment to the Labour Government. Knowledge of the
controlling entity suggests that the Labour leaders knew before
hand about the embarrasment, did caused the arrest to diminish
the sovereignty of Parliament.
Here is an organisation to frighten the wits out of you: Common
Brian Gerrish is conducting a heroic campaign
to expose Common Purpose
If you are interested in details of the controlling entity, see article
no. 21 in the above website.
Comments, criticism welcome, questions answered.
John A. Newell

[sic.]

This is even funnier than the copyright infringement threat TB just got from Lily's friends, what are you going to do sue me?

Tuesday, 16 December 2008

Gordo reading too many comics?

It has come to Tory Bear's attention that Gordon might have taken a lighthearted comic book a little too seriously. Back in June it seems that

The Sun reported
that Gordo had been included in an addition of 
Captain Britain
, a comic book. 
Apparently Gordon saves the world in this particular story and TB can only presume that GB must keep a copy by his bed and has let it all go to his delusional head, culminating in last week's outburst.
Why else would anyone go around declaring they saved the world?
Thanks must got to the closet tory who emailed TB with the link.

The future's bright...

London Liberal Youth
had their launch party last week at the Lib Dem HQ in Cowley St with Nick Clegg popping in for a chat. Charles Kennedy was clearly in attendance as the mulled wine ran out before
anyone else got any
. Tory Bear was checking out the new London Yoof site and although lots of people take the piss out of the Lib Dems for being useless anyway, they hardly help their cause:
Might want to get a spell check guys.

Bye bye Bush...

Good to see that the leader of the free world isn't wasting the his last few days in power making stupid videos about dogs...

Oh wait:



Who the hell is Barney?

How to wind up lefties...

If you thought a couple of feminists throwing their toys out of the pram over the "Life's better under a conservative" poster campaign by YBF was funny, then check out what happened when an Italian student group stormed to victory with some seriously saucy posters...

The left are going crazy but hey it seems

sex sells
.

Monday, 15 December 2008

Putting the social into socialism...


Get your tickets
here
.

February looking more and more likely...

There is no way the Brown, no wait, Mandelson would let speculation around an early election cripple the Labour government once again unless they were serious this time...
Iain Dale
is reporting tonight that the advertising agency
MINDSHARE
has been instructed by Labour to book out advertising space and hoardings for late Jan/early Feb. Labour wouldn't let this speculation build up again and the economic turmoil will take a significant downturn in the first quarter of next year. Tory Bear has a bad feeling this isn't a false alarm... February... really? Bastard timing but then what do you expect from this lot.

Which begs the question Thursday the 5th, 12th, 19th or the 26th?
Time to dig in it seems, we will be ready and it's time to finally kick these bastards out.

Go back to your constituencies and prepare for government...

If only it was this quick...

The BBC really need to let their news videos be embedded like Sky do. However this video is well worth a

peek
.

A welcome distraction from revision hell.

Sunday, 14 December 2008

Monday morning exclusive:

TB has often pondered the question why is it that both
Labour Students
and
Lib Dem Yoof
all have full time, paid sabbatical officers to run their student operations yet CF doesn't.
Despite this CF are leagues ahead of the utterly dreadful Lib Dem website which looks like an eight year old kid on acid has gone to town on wordpress. Given the fact that Labour Students have a paid staff you would have thought someone would have reminded the Chairman/person Sarah Mullholland to update the blog, it's been nearly six months now.

Well word has reached Tory Bear tonight that all this might be about the change. Although details are sketchy TB understands that the wheels are in motion to see Richard Jackson - currently on the CF exectutive for communications and part time CCHQ press officer, take over the running of CF on a day to day basis from CCHQ. The heavily reported cuts at central office last week hit the external relations team particularly hard but Michael Lunn will be quote "redistributed" rather than replaced by Jackson. TB is waiting to hear this confirmed from the man himself but his sources are claiming Jackson could be in place by February. This would of course be a move that TB would welcome. Richard has done fantastic work in overhauling the communication structures in the organisation and has single handily redesigned the new website ready to go live any day now...

One of the weaknesses of CF is the lack of support from CCHQ and fingers crossed this move will give it a much need kick start.

Who throws a shoe?

So it seems President Bush was

attacked with shoes
at a press conference in Iraq... surely it wasn't just TB that thought of this:

TB's cabinet...

TB has just spent an amusing ten minutes checking out

Fantasy Parliament
. Easy now Tory boys, it's not what you think, it does however let you build your ultimate cabinet and see how they get on through a points system reflecting real parliamentry activities. 

Well Tory Bear decided to give it a whirl: 

Prime Minister

David Cameron (Con)

Deputy Prime Minister

Michael Howard (Con)

Chancellor of the Exchequer

William Hague (Con)

Foreign Secretary

Liam Fox (Con)

Work & Pensions Secretary

Frank Field (Lab)

Enviroment, Food & Rural Affairs Secretary

John Gummer (Con)

Defence Secretary

Douglas Carswell (Con)

Leader of the House of Commons

Theresa May (Con)

Health Secretary

Greg Clark (Con)

Culture, Media & Sport Secretary

Jeremy Hunt (Con)

Chief Whip

Patrick McLoughlin (Con)

Home Secretary

David Davis (Con)

Minister without Portfolio & Party Chair

George Osborne (Con)

Lord Chancellor

Patrick Cormack (Con)

Minister for Children, Schools and Families

Michael Gove (Con)

International Development Secretary

Justine Greening (Con)

Business Enterprise and Regulatory Reform (BERR)

Kenneth Clarke (Con)

Innovation, Universities and Skills Secretary

David Davies (Con)

Minister of Communities & Local Goverment

Eric Pickles (Con)

Chief Secretary to the Treasury

Vincent Cable (LDem)

Attorney General

Dominic Grieve (Con)

Minister for Europe in the Foreign & Commonwealth Office

Chris Grayling (Con)


What do you think?

Wire-tapping doesn't lie...

Further to the post yesterday about Rahm Emanuel and the Obama Senate seat scandal, it has

emerged today
that the FBI have Emanuel on tape discussing who should be appointed.

Could the fact that Emanuel has yet to resign his seat in the House of Representatives be because he is not sure he is going to make it to January as Obama's gatekeeper?

New T-Shirt...

Following the success of the Free Damian Green t-shirts, that according to the Daily Express were seen being sported by researchers around the Parliamentry estate, TB has a new design up for grabs...

Check it out
here
.

Saturday, 13 December 2008

Do as they say not as they do...

Seems Home Information Packs are for the masses but not for the government.

Won't make the same awful pun the

Telegraph did
.